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#1
THIS is a Michael Jackson thread.



Awwwww Yeeeeeeeaaaah!!!!


So check it.

MJ as a teen was pretty acne filled, yeah? Look at this.



Whoa. It's Michael Jackson pizzaface.


Now imagine you're MJ's daddy and you need your front-boy son to be as cute and adorable as he used to be in order to keep the Jackson 5 going. You know, image and what not.

What do you do?

You give him pills to stop him from hitting puberty. Castration...

Your singer stops from looking like pepperoni and your band can keep on making money.

BOOM!

Makes sense, don't it?

For one: his voice. Awful high, innit? Check it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=094DzT96Iaw

And his bone cheeks. Rather feminine, huh?

Another thing, Peter Pan, Neverland, his admiration about everything regarding children. How convienient!


"But Philip_pepper you're silly LOL! Michael Jackson hass haad kidz! LOOLLL!!"


Ah yes...a flaw in my logic.










Let's play a game I like to call "One of these is not like the other".

When is the world going to open its eyes? WHEN?

Don't you see you're all being lied to??


Namaste.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Dec 10, 2011,
#4
This is a lot of information for me to digest.
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#7
Quote by Philip_pepper

You give him pills to stop him from hitting pubert.


What if Pubert's a really horrible guy?
#8
Quote by VillainousLatin
Hey, did all that hair grow back after you had that laser hair removal thing?


Yes...
#9
Quote by Cloaca
What if Pubert's a really horrible guy?

Pubert is a saint!
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#10
That first kid is Gollum's.

2nd one is John Mayers.

3rd one is John Mayer and Gollums.

4th one is a poodle and a shit covered toilet brush.
#11
The older daughter is quite hot.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#13
I..I feel violated ! I dont know why. Something about the IN YO FACE way the OP was laid out
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#18
Quote by LostLegion
You think?




I'd do her.
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The solution is simple and obvious.

We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#19
Quote by whoomit
Crraaaaazzzzyyy eyes.

Are they really that bad?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#21
Quote by Banjocal
Are they really that bad?

They're very... piercing.

But still...
Quote by sage76
I'd do her.


Edit: Also, hiya!
Last edited by whoomit at Dec 10, 2011,
#22
Quote by whoomit
They're very... piercing.

But still...


Edit: Also, hiya!

Wouldn't such an intense stare make the sex all the better?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#23
Quote by Banjocal
Wouldn't such an intense stare make the sex all the better?

Hmm possibly... *ponders*

Ah well, I'm going celibate until Christmas now anyway
#24
Quote by whoomit
Hmm possibly... *ponders*

Ah well, I'm going celibate until Christmas now anyway

Don't worry; I'll be over later.

I'm on top
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#26
I recall hearing on tv from that magician guy, close friend of michaels.... forget his name...... anyway he puts that voice on, his everyday voice was quite normal allegedly
#27
Quote by Philip_pepper
I call dibbs!


Get in line pal.........you don't want the thread title to apply to you do you???
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The solution is simple and obvious.

We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#28
Quote by sage76
Get in line pal.........you don't want the thread title to apply to you do you???


Your threats only make my erection harder.


COME AT ME BRO!
#30
Guys, she's like, 13.
Call me: Will

Gear that I'm using most, in their respective colors:
Squier MIJ '62 Strat reissue
Orville '62 SG reissue
1972 Fender Musicmaster Bass Amp with various kinds of pedals.

My band, Cusche!
#31
Quote by Kawzmo118
Guys, she's like, 13.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#33
I understand that America has some very prude moral standards, but diddling a girl who was born by the time Hey Arnold! was celebrating it's first birthday just seems a tad, idk, strange. The only thing that justifies it is that it happened commonplace less than a century ago.
Call me: Will

Gear that I'm using most, in their respective colors:
Squier MIJ '62 Strat reissue
Orville '62 SG reissue
1972 Fender Musicmaster Bass Amp with various kinds of pedals.

My band, Cusche!
#36
Quote by Donkey_Punch

I have a thing about pretty eyes, I'm sorry
Quote by Kawzmo118
Guys, she's like, 13.

#37
Quote by Kawzmo118
Guys, she's like, 13.


I will save myself for her in that case.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#38
Quote by Philip_pepper
Your threats only make my erection harder.


COME AT ME BRO!


Since she is 13 or so, may I suggest a truce....I can't handle all the kidnapping and disposing off the body on my own.....
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The solution is simple and obvious.

We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#39
Quote by entity0009
Pubert sounds like the name of a butler.

Dammit I almost spit out soda because of you
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

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