#1
Pit,

My (christian, so almost no chance of sex) school is having a dance. It's called "Snowball". I don't know if I should go or not.

So this thread has a meaning, any interesting stories about school dances, or the like?

kthxbai <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 X0x0x0x0x0x0 ololololol
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The funny thing is, I kinda look like a slightly less obese, white version with long hair of him
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OP is 12.
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OP is 12.



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The funny thing is, I kinda look like a slightly less obese, white version with long hair of him


So you don't really look much like him at all?
#10
If you're american and you get a boner while grinding up on a chick just say the pledge of allegiance in your head until you calm down. ...or just keep partying hard.
#11
its more or less a teenage rite of passage to engage in the boner dance.

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#12
I dunno. I go to hang out wiht my friends and bitch about how popular music sucks and light shows suck more and have intense headaches. I actually enjoy it all, but I enjoy any complaining.
#13
i refuse to go to my school's functions and dances because they consist almost entirely of a bunch of sweaty, horny teenagers dry humping each other to ke$ha and i do not wish to partake in such a thing

i mean, i'm not going to pay $80 for tickets to winter formal for a date and i when i can do the same thing at home for free


and no one would go with me anyway
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I dunno. I go to hang out wiht my friends and bitch about how popular music sucks and light shows suck more and have intense headaches. I actually enjoy it all, but I enjoy any complaining.


So what you're trying to say is your friends consist of other complaining people?
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Ah, I miss doing "The Dagger" at my school dances.
#16
Go and have fun with friends. That's what I did. Or you can go and just grind on everybody. EVERYBODY!!!
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#18
Depends man.. I've gone to a few and had a good time. Now prom, that was a ****ing disaster, went with a girl, she was being a bitch, I drink a lot of vodka, than proceeded to be pissed off for 6 hours cause she was still being a bitch...
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#19
On topic, my secondary school dance at the end of my time there, year 11, 16 years old blah blah, I went, I was very drunk and drugged up.
Passing out in McDonalds at 5am and waking up to order an egg mcmuffin was bloody worth it.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#20
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*said gif*

reported for tits.


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#22
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Pit,

My (christian, so almost no chance of sex) school is having a dance


I disagree, you have a lot of sexually repressed teenagers in one large, dark room.

You have a 99.9% chance of getting laid
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#23
When I went to my middle school dance, I only showed up because somebody was giving me a rare yugioh card. I didnt want to dance with ANYONE. I ended up dancing with 4 girls (not all at once). I did win the limbo contest, cause I was the shortest of everyone grade 5-8, so i guess it wasnt a TOTAL loss.

As for my HS dances, never went. I hated rap and pop music. So, needless to say I didnt want to cause inevitable trouble..
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When I went to my middle school dance, I only showed up because somebody was giving me a rare yugioh card. I didnt want to dance with ANYONE. I ended up dancing with 4 girls (not all at once). I did win the limbo contest, cause I was the shortest of everyone grade 5-8, so i guess it wasnt a TOTAL loss.

As for my HS dances, never went. I hated rap and pop music. So, needless to say I didnt want to cause inevitable trouble..


What card?
<.<
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When I went to my middle school dance, I only showed up because somebody was giving me a rare yugioh card.


lolwut?
#26
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What card?
<.<

It was a piece of that 5 card monster.. where you win automatically..

EDIT:Exodia, it was one of those pieces. If I had to guess, it was one of the legs..
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#27
In my neck of the woods, School Dance translates to "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"


Except me, that is so I can't be much help.
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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
#28
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It was a piece of that 5 card monster.. where you win automatically..

EDIT:Exodia, it was one of those pieces. If I had to guess, it was one of the legs..


Good choice, good choice.


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In my neck of the woods, School Dance translates to "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"


Except me, that is so I can't be much help.


At my prom I ended up telling my girlfriend to "fuck off for a bit, you're annoying me." <.<
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29
School dances are just one of those right passage things that as much as you hate it, everyone should experience at least once... like icy hot.

I guess what I'm trying to say here TS, is use Icy Hot.
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#30
I went to a "Snowball" themed high school dance...and the music was absolutely horrible. It was all pop, hip hop, and Indian music (large Indian community in Surrey, BC). However I got out there and tried to have fun. It was actually alright.

For the dance that took place the next year, I didn't go up to dance. I kept focusing on the music and was thoroughly disgusted. I REALLY had no will to get out and try, and I had a terrible time.

The thing with dances is that you have to ignore the music, ignore the idiots, and just go out there and try to have a good time. You most likely will! But you have to try at least.

If you have a crappy time at one dance, you most likely will at every other if you don't at least try.
#33
In my experience it's friends that make a dance fun. The actual dance itself usually sucks.
Oh f*ck it,
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#34
Watch Carrie. 90 minutes or so of an interesting school dance story

I like that film...
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#35
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I disagree, you have a lot of sexually repressed teenagers in one large, dark room.

You have a 99.9% chance of getting laid

Frank Zappa's 'Catholic Girls' springs to mind.
#36
Grind with everyone. EVERYONE! Even the teachers.
Especially the teachers.

Well that didn't work.
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#37
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Go and have fun with friends. That's what I did. Or you can go and just grind on everybody. EVERYBODY!!!

Dude, last year the nerdiest, most awkward guy I know gad 12 girls grinding him all night. Pissed me the **** off.
#38
I got 4 girls offering me sex at the prom in 4 months time. When I say offered, I mean I jokingly brought it up and they liked the idea. None of them are my girlfriend, I'm a terrible person etc.
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