Poll: Cheese-Whiz or Regular Cheese?
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View poll results: Cheese-Whiz or Regular Cheese?
Cheese-Whiz!
4 5%
Regular Cheese!
67 83%
Either.
8 10%
Plain. I'm lactose intolerant!
2 2%
Voters: 81.
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#1
So, if you had a box of crackers, a block of cheddar cheese(or whatever cheese you like) with a cheese slicer, and some easy cheese cheese-whiz which would you eat your crackers with?

I personally like both cheese-whiz and regular cheese on my crackers. Not at the same time though, that would be kind of gross...
Last edited by CircularLogic92 at Dec 11, 2011,
#2
Regular cheese.
Nothing beats authentic.

Cheez-whiz is way too salty for my taste anyway.
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#3
I would take those crackers, put GOOD cheese on them (Red Leicester for me), put em in the oven for a bit and then consume them.
#7
I have no idea what Cheese-Whiz is, and I'm lactose intolerant, but I guess I prefer regular cheese.
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#8
Quote by Flibo
I have no idea what Cheese-Whiz is, and I'm lactose intolerant, but I guess I prefer regular cheese.

#9
I just looked up Cheese-Whiz and holy crap, it looks horrible




Seriously. Is it just a squirty kind of cheese in a tin!? I'd take Cheddar any day
#10
Quote by LostLegion
I just looked up Cheese-Whiz and holy crap, it looks horrible

Seriously. Is it just a squirty kind of cheese in a tin!? I'd take Cheddar any day


Yes, that's it. and that photo is disgusting. I don't think it'd taste good with anything EXCEPT crackers, I'm assuming it's why there is a picture of a cracker on the can.
#11
Quote by CircularLogic92
Yes, that's it. and that photo is disgusting. I don't think it'd taste good with anything EXCEPT crackers, I'm assuming it's why there is a picture of a cracker on the can.



you are all wrong
cheeze-whiz is a gift from the gods and should be treated as such!
i eat it on everything! i put it on ice cream!
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#15
Thus
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This.



Cheese-whiz looks like an 'only in America' type abomination.
#18
I thought those squares of rubbery plastic burger cheese you can get were bad enough, cheese in a CAN? Why would you choose fake cheese over real cheese? That's just crazy.


Anyway, the correct answer to this thread is and always will be Stilton.
#19
Quote by LostLegion
I just looked up Cheese-Whiz and holy crap, it looks horrible




Seriously. Is it just a squirty kind of cheese in a tin!? I'd take Cheddar any day


wtf is that? I thought Cheese-whiz came in a jar!
#20
Cheese-whiz seems like a horrible idea, and I'm grateful for the Atlantic Ocean being where it is. Seriously, it's like asking if I prefer meat or some paste that barely resembles it.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#22
Cheez... Whiz...?
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#23
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Cheese-whiz seems like a horrible idea, and I'm grateful for the Atlantic Ocean being where it is. Seriously, it's like asking if I prefer meat or some paste that barely resembles it.


You mean McDonalds?
#24
I like real cheese. and since I apparently can't get it, I don't eat it at all.

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#25
Quote by Owenlee55
You mean McDonalds?

Yes, but I shamefully enjoy McDonalds. Don't look at me, I'm hideous!


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silen ženimo hrup,
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staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#26
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Yes, but I shamefully enjoy McDonalds. Don't look at me, I'm hideous!

MCD's fries are the best thing on their menu.

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#27
Cheese wiz is delicious on philly cheesesteak.
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#28
Quote by ErikLensherr
Cheese wiz is delicious on philly cheesesteak.


This man knows what's up.
#29
Quote by ramram^_^
wtf is that? I thought Cheese-whiz came in a jar!



It does. That isn't actually Cheez Whiz.


This:




That's only good on a cheese steak. In any other situation it's pretty awful.
#30
I like drawing designs on my crackers with cheese before I eat them.
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#31
Real cheese. Possibly a nice cheddar or a good bit of Brie.
#32
Quote by Butt Rayge
Cheese-whiz looks like an 'only in America' type abomination.
It's basically poor and stupid people's cheese. Cuz you know, a block of regular cheese costs so much, right?

Quote by ErikLensherr
Cheese wiz is delicious on philly cheesesteak.

You, sir, lose points on your mancard.

Also, the Kosher police would like a word with you!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Dec 11, 2011,
#33
Cheddar is better, but it depends on how motivated I am. Sometimes I just don't feel like slicing all that cheese, and cheez-whiz is a great answer for my laziness.
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#34
Quote by moscaespañol
MCD's fries are the best thing on their menu.

The only good thing at McDonalds is the Sausage McMuffin.

Edit: Has anyone tried pepperjack cheese?
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#35
Quote by Dr Sixstring
The only good thing at McDonalds is the McGriddle.

Edit: Has anyone tried pepperjack cheese?

Fixed.

And yes. Its good, but nothing compares to extra-sharp cheddar.
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#36
I'd go the easy squeezy cheezy peas.
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#37
Cheese-Whiz? What sort of blasphemy is that? You crazy Americans...

Proper cheese or nothing.
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#39
Cheddar, Brie, Le Roulé or Stilton for crackers.

Parmesan is fucking peng on pasta.
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