Poll: Which hand do you fap with?
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View poll results: Which hand do you fap with?
9 26%
15 43%
11 31%
Voters: 35.
I like to use my right hand and shove my left up my ass.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
When I'm on the computer, left. When I'm anywhere else, right.
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

LoL: Kublai Dong

MC: StealthTurtle
anyone else read that as

"which band do you want to fap with?"
Quote by edge11
yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.

When one hand gets tired I switch to the other. The only buttons I need to hit are pause and rewind, so I don't really have my non-working hand occupied.
Quote by Andrea55

Go on....
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.

Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.

I make music sometimes.
*advancedmasturbationtechniques.jpg* (I didn't want to sift through the ACTUAL masturbation techniques google offers)
you're a stone fox
Usually my right but I broke it a few months ago and had to learn how to become an ambidextrous masturbator. Strangely not the first time I've used that term on UG in the last 2 months
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect