i got a box in the mail
it was full of bees
i opened it, bees flew out

they stung me
they stung my guts, to and fro
and they stung my skull

what do i do now
do i need penicillin
i feel helpless
do you have
an allergy
that makes you
type like

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
There's a beehive right
outside my window
and it's really
but they're carpenter bees
and they're cute :3
so I don't mind
I opened this thread
It was full of stupid
I opened it and it burned

It battered my brain
It assaulted my senses
Then it burned some more

What do I do now
Do I need a shot of Bacardi
Yes I do.
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
fax fax fax (machine)
crash crash crash(ed)
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
I bet it was from tortilla
for ripping
off his typing

Where's Waldo?

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Hey, whose bees are these?
Why are they stinging my skull?
Ouch, it really hurts.

finally someone who understands
it's like you're reading my mind
you are a poet, a seer
Oh this is fun. Let me try.

"I got a box of woman,
I opened her dress
Nine months later you were born
It stung my insides."

This is so much fun!
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -

Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Without a good harmonic knowledge, one cannot expect to become a great jazz soloist ~ Horace Silver

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Is it possible for 6 string guitar to tune lower than drop C and scales still work?
To bee, or not to bee--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The stings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a bee of troubles
And by opposing end them.