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#1
Just post fucking brutal shit.



Br00tal.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#2
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Quote by ZanasCross
1st grade up through 5th grade, the cool kids always sat in the back of the bus, so I never understood why Black people were so upset, I thought we were telling them they were cool.
#4
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#5
Quote by Ometh

Too slow.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwqNFvQ2t6E

Brutal stories are the shit too. Post em if you got em maaaaaan
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#8
Quote by jetfuel495
That's a lovely picture, Jay

I ageer jay

8---P (|)
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#9
Br00talz
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#10
This morning, I downed a gallon of rubbing alcohol and ate a bowl of hand grenades and firecrackers before I went outside and built a chainsaw hang glider out of barbed wire and used it to cut a siberian tiger in half in space, which I barbecued on the sun and after I ate his tiger ribs I scalped him then I fought a fire demon from the 20th dimension then I saved a monster truck full of girls and then got massaged by a hundred brazillion super models on a bean bag made out of kitten fur.
#11
Quote by Wibanez
Quote by guylee
This morning, I downed a gallon of rubbing alcohol and ate a bowl of hand grenades and firecrackers before I went outside and built a chainsaw hang glider out of barbed wire and used it to cut a siberian tiger in half in space, which I barbecued on the sun and after I ate his tiger ribs I scalped him then I fought a fire demon from the 20th dimension then I saved a monster truck full of girls and then got massaged by a hundred brazillion super models on a bean bag made out of kitten fur.

Man, I can't hang with this much brewtality. shit.

Neither can awesome "jay". lol that rhymes
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#12
Quote by guylee
This morning, I downed a gallon of rubbing alcohol and ate a bowl of hand grenades and firecrackers before I went outside and built a chainsaw hang glider out of barbed wire and used it to cut a siberian tiger in half in space, which I barbecued on the sun and after I ate his tiger ribs I scalped him then I fought a fire demon from the 20th dimension then I saved a monster truck full of girls and then got massaged by a hundred brazillion super models on a bean bag made out of kitten fur.



i retract my statement.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#13
Quote by guylee
This morning, I downed a gallon of rubbing alcohol and ate a bowl of hand grenades and firecrackers before I went outside and built a chainsaw hang glider out of barbed wire and used it to cut a siberian tiger in half in space, which I barbecued on the sun and after I ate his tiger ribs I scalped him then I fought a fire demon from the 20th dimension then I saved a monster truck full of girls and then got massaged by a hundred brazillion super models on a bean bag made out of kitten fur.

I got a shot today. I only cried for 15 minutes.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#14
Quote by StreetLight3989
I got a shot today. I only cried for 15 minutes.

I'd post a picture of my pussy if I wouldn't get banned by the douche mods.

Pussy.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#16
So brutal ^
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#20
Quote by JayT44
I'd post a picture of my pussy if I wouldn't get banned by the douche mods.

Pussy.

Pussies don't choose the dinosaur bandaid. My doctor even said I was brave.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#21
Ok, so it's time to call it quits. How I'm ending the night...



But just one
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#22
Quote by StreetLight3989
Pussies don't choose the dinosaur bandaid. My doctor even said I was brave.

I'm not convicned.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#23
Quote by JayT44
I'm not convicned.

Then call the pussy police about it.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#24
psh, FINE! THEY'VE GOT A WARRANT OUT FOE YOU ANYWAY
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#25
Quote by guylee
This morning, I downed a gallon of rubbing alcohol and ate a bowl of hand grenades and firecrackers before I went outside and built a chainsaw hang glider out of barbed wire and used it to cut a siberian tiger in half in space, which I barbecued on the sun and after I ate his tiger ribs I scalped him then I fought a fire demon from the 20th dimension then I saved a monster truck full of girls and then got massaged by a hundred brazillion super models on a bean bag made out of kitten fur.


...Then you took an arrow in the knee
#26
Quote by Anchr
...Then you took an arrow in the knee

let me guess..... someone stile your sweet roll?
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#27
Quote by JayT44
psh, FINE! THEY'VE GOT A WARRANT OUT FOE YOU ANYWAY

I already served my time. They'll never catch me!
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#28
"I wanted to be an adventurer, but I became a farmer"
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#29
Closed threads are no fun, man. Only we can post in them.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#30
Well you're free to open it up, you big drunk baby.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#31
Buda-fuckin'-pest

Translation: "you da fuckin' best"
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#35
Quote by MH400


So brutal that I got a Hernia just from looking at it.

Dude... where the **** did yo find something so brutal?

Quote by MH400

Holy shit so brutal.

and so drunk at a birthday party.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#36
Don't ****ing quote it, man.

I cry every time I see it. Just from knowing I'll never be that brutal. ****.
RIP Tom Searle.
#37
Who the **** are all these badasses you keep posting MH400?
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#39
Quote by JayT44
Who the **** are all these badasses you keep posting MH400?



The guy with the beard? I have no idea what his name is. I Googled 'badass brutal brown' and then it somehow made its way into my fap folder, and its been useful ever since.

so ****ing brutal. makes me fap like I'm on speed. ffuuuaarrrkkk
RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at Dec 12, 2011,
#40
awesome jawesome is so brutal
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
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