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well basically, id been getting this friend zone shit for what seemed like forever.

so...a few months down the line, i met this girl called Madeline (dont make McCann jokes you sick C**ts)
and ive been seeing her a bit, yet ive been put in the friend zone AGAIN.

pretty much, im asking if you guys can help me out so this dosent happen again??
i offer big rewards...such as biscuits :P

*things you should know first*

im a heavy smoker
im 16
im quite a metalhead
i have NO confidence AT ALL.

thanks guys (:
#2
You've been seeing an 8 year old and we're the sick cunts?
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Quote by maiden=gods
well basically, id been getting this friend zone shit for what seemed like forever.

so...a few months down the line, i met this girl called Madeline (dont make McCann jokes you sick C**ts)
and ive been seeing her a bit, yet ive been put in the friend zone AGAIN.

pretty much, im asking if you guys can help me out so this dosent happen again??
i offer big rewards...such as biscuits :P

*things you should know first*

im a heavy smoker
im 16

im quite a metalhead
i have NO confidence AT ALL.

thanks guys (:


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#6
Confidence, treading the fine line between that and arrogance is key.
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There is no such thing as the friend zone. People's perceptions can always be changed.
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Dude it's all about a balance between availability and exclusivity. Right now, you should be unavailable. "oh, sorry I've got other plans tonight." "I'm going to some exclusive club you're never heard of(because it doesn't exist) and I'm not so sure I could get you on the list, but I might be able to do coffee tomorrow afternoon."

less than 24 hours from now, your dick will be wet.
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You take 420 and 110 and combine those together and then you subtract that by 2 and then you take the sqaure root of that and start the wizard of oz at that exact index. Then the link to the yottube video (yes, yottube not youtube) contatining the true explanation of the story which explains what you are to do will be revealed.
#10
to get out of the friend zone you have to make her look upon you as more than a friend. how to do that is different for every woman and situation...


whacking a decent sized dog shit in her face also does the trick quite effectively
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RT Bro. Pit's gonna troll.
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Quote by maiden=gods
i have NO confidence AT ALL.
This is the only problem you have. Think, what do you like in a girl's personality? I'm willing to bet that you'd go out with a less attractive girl with a decent amount of confidence over a more attractive girl with very little of it. Practice is all you need. Pretend to be confident, especially to people you're just meeting, and eventually it will come naturally.
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#16
I'm currently turning the friendzone into my little bitch and making it cry for its mama. Wanna know how? Balls. Have some confidence and if you don't pretend you do. All there is to it. I'm terrified of asking out just a regular old girl, but asking out my best friend was unfathomable. So I just pretended to have balls and it worked.
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im a heavy smoker
im 16


I feel like you're trying to brag at this point.
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#18
Really scummy trick to getting out of the friend zone: just act interested in her friends, but don't act on it. plays off the jealousy if she does actually think of you like that. looking back, i regret doing that manipulative shit (i was dumb in highschool) but it works if you feel like sinking that low.
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You got friendzoned by a corpse? Bad times man, bad times.
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#22
You gotta build up confidence, man. An important thing is also to put your intentions out there as early as possible. You wanna date a girl? Make that apparent. Don't drag it out and play the friend angle if that isn't what you want. If you start off by just trying to be buddy-buddy with a girl, that's where you're gonna stay. Ask a girl on a date, not to "hang out."
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#27
I hear that girls don't like smokers.
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im a heavy smoker
im 16
im quite a metalhead
i have NO confidence AT ALL.

thanks guys (:


Stop smoking, stop worrying you're 16 and most importantly.

Girls do NOT like un-confident guys, fake it if you have to, but seem confident no matter what.

Also alot of girls don't dig the metal look, but a liking of metal is often a by-product of low self confidence so look at that how you will.
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#30
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Ask a girl on a date, not to "hang out."


I mostly agree with this though it depends on the girl. It really makes things easier if you act interested from the start. That way you can see what happens, worst case scenario it doesn't work out, but you haven't known her long enough to be obsessed with her. You get friendzoned and move on or have another friend, which means access to her friends.

Also I can't stress this enough confidence helps, I can't tell you how many times girls have been interested in me cause I'm not nervous because I already have a girlfriend and have no interest in another girl. But yet when I'm single the smoothness is gone because I'm reading into it way too much.
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Also alot of girls don't dig the metal look, but a liking of metal is often a by-product of low self confidence so look at that how you will.


I'm not even a big metal fan but, seriously.
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*things you should know first*

im a heavy smoker
im 16
im quite a metalhead
i have NO confidence AT ALL.

thanks guys (:


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Quote by ChemicalFire


Also alot of girls don't dig the metal look, but a liking of metal is often a by-product of low self confidence so look at that how you will.



What.
A liking of disco music is often a by-product of homosexuality.
A liking of rock music is often a by-product of being sedimentary.
A liking of rap music is often a by-product of being black.
A liking of jazz music is often a by-product of being old.

It's fun to make wild claims.
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#36
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I mostly agree with this though it depends on the girl. It really makes things easier if you act interested from the start. That way you can see what happens, worst case scenario it doesn't work out, but you haven't known her long enough to be obsessed with her. You get friendzoned and move on or have another friend, which means access to her friends.


Yeah, it obviously does depend on the person. I'm just speaking from my experiences. Asking them out puts it on the table right away and lets them know you don't need another friend. If they say no, then it's pretty clear what they want. Cut the loss, move on. Keep asking other people. Eventually someone will say yes, and you take it from there. Just need that one opening.

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Also alot of girls don't dig the metal look, but a liking of metal is often a by-product of low self confidence so look at that how you will.


In other words, go for metal chicks, ts.
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Quote by maiden=gods
well basically, id been getting this friend zone shit for what seemed like forever.

so...a few months down the line, i met this girl called Madeline (dont make McCann jokes you sick C**ts)
and ive been seeing her a bit, yet ive been put in the friend zone AGAIN.

pretty much, im asking if you guys can help me out so this dosent happen again??
i offer big rewards...such as biscuits :P

*things you should know first*

im a heavy smoker
im 16
im quite a metalhead
i have NO confidence AT ALL.

thanks guys (:


the last line of your post is all you needed to say. You need confidence. The problem is, once you get in the friend zone it's tricky to get out. Doing so requires you to make a fundamental change in who you are, which will create a fundamental change in your behavior, which she will notice if it's a big enough change. This has a potential in ruining your friendship because you are no longer acting in such a way consistent with the label "friend" that she has placed on you. So be careful. Don't be a dick: having confidence does not mean being a douchebag, though there are some girls that like that. Everyone is different.

You'll have a better chance if you move on and try to find a different girl. Lots of fish in the sea my friend. The next time you meet a girl though, keep in mind that you have to make your intentions very clear very early on: you either want to be a friend or a potential boyfriend.
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A liking of rock music is often a by-product of being sedimentary.

It's fun to make wild claims.



Couldn't help it.

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A liking of rock music is often a by-product of being sedimentary.
A liking of rap music is often a by-product of being igneous.
A liking of jazz music is often a by-product of being old.
#39
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Dude it's all about a balance between availability and exclusivity. Right now, you should be unavailable. "oh, sorry I've got other plans tonight." "I'm going to some exclusive club you're never heard of(because it doesn't exist) and I'm not so sure I could get you on the list, but I might be able to do coffee tomorrow afternoon."

less than 24 hours from now, your dick will be wet.


Listen to this man. He knows his shit. Do this, and also start calling her sweet little names every once in awhile, and insinuate you want something more, but dont be blatantly obvious about it.

I've been in and out of the friend zone with a girl I like for the past few months, and I get out everytime by doing the same things I just stated. Some girls are harder to get out of than other. just be yourself, and be confident about what you want man.

Good luck,


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Quote by maiden=gods
well basically, id been getting this friend zone shit for what seemed like forever.

so...a few months down the line, i met this girl called Madeline (dont make McCann jokes you sick C**ts)
and ive been seeing her a bit, yet ive been put in the friend zone AGAIN.

pretty much, im asking if you guys can help me out so this dosent happen again??
i offer big rewards...such as biscuits :P

*things you should know first*

im a heavy smoker
im 16
im quite a metalhead
i have NO confidence AT ALL.

thanks guys (:



This is your problem. PRETEND you have confidence, you may find it to work better than you'd expect. It may sound odd but girls aren't attracted to assholes because they're assholes. They're attracted to them because they tend to be confident and know, in their minds, that they have a good shot at getting the girl.
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