#1
I've found a few things that look like little mini crabs in various places (ceiling, shower, tub) I'm not sure if they are genital crabs or something else but they are reddish brown in color and are very tiny. Do you guys think you know what it is? Also I know I don't have crabs. However I do not live alone so yea. Gimme some possibilities Pit.
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#2
Pics or gtfo.

The crabs, not your genitals. Unless we're into that.
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#4
They're probably fleas, bedbugs, or chiggers. Either way, the Pit is not an exterminator. We cannot help you.
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#6
i doubt those things are big enough to actually find them somewhere unless you are really really looking for them.

anyways.. hip hip hooray for genital crabs!
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#8
Whatever you do, don't google it TS.
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#11
I already googled genital craps lol. It's not a flea, chigger or bedbug.
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#13
Bobby, we all know that you have crabs.
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#14
@Rick: I know =/
@Skepsis: No it's more brown and doesnt really look like that
@Caleb: Don't you have some weed to smoke?
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#15
I'm a professional exterminator and I can tell that by what you've described you've got a Peruvian Pygmy Crab infestation.

Blake is partially correct in telling you to put sand on them, but what you should do is fill all the drains in your bathroom (sink/tub/etc) with sand and cover the floor with sand as well. This makes them comfortable and much less likely to swarm and attack. You don't want that to happen.

Next you'll want to place a piece of fecal matter in a central location in your bathroom to attract them and make the ones that are hiding come out. Once your piece of feces is on the floor, call your exterminator and have them come over in the next 24 hours to deal with the problem. Any longer than that and those crabs will grow to the size of oranges, and you don't want that.

Good luck!
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#16
Nop, I'm at work.
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Guitars: '02 Ibanez Jem 7vwh
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Ibanez RGA 8 QM w/ Dimarzio D-Active and PAF 8
Washburn KC-70v
Bass: 1980 Aria Pro II SB Elite II
Amps: Vox VT20+
#17
@jake: I live in Michigan.

I almost wish I never created that stupid sand in bass thread.......
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#18
actually, sand being mentioned in my previous post was a coincidence.

so... you put sand in your acoustic bass?

seriously though, they sound like clover mites. i think that's what they're called. are they smaller than ticks?
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#19
It's not a clover mite. It's more brown than red.
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#20
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@jake: I live in Michigan.

I almost wish I never created that stupid sand in bass thread.......



awww why it was so good and funny and witty and not stupid totally i'm definitely not lying serious it was great still not lying probably the funniest thing ever definitely not lies.
#21
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@Caleb: Don't you have some weed to smoke?

as if that's a bad thing


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#22
my advice would be to....


light your house on fire....(to kill the bugs)

then

poor sand over the smoldering remains of your house (to keep the fire from spreading to the surrounding area)


in other words....


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#23
Burn your house down.

You'll be success in no time.


No, really, get an exterminator *shudder*
#24
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I already googled genital craps lol. It's not a flea, chigger or bedbug.


why is this so funny

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#25
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I'm a professional exterminator and I can tell that by what you've described you've got a Peruvian Pygmy Crab infestation.

Blake is partially correct in telling you to put sand on them, but what you should do is fill all the drains in your bathroom (sink/tub/etc) with sand and cover the floor with sand as well. This makes them comfortable and much less likely to swarm and attack. You don't want that to happen.

Next you'll want to place a piece of fecal matter in a central location in your bathroom to attract them and make the ones that are hiding come out. Once your piece of feces is on the floor, call your exterminator and have them come over in the next 24 hours to deal with the problem. Any longer than that and those crabs will grow to the size of oranges, and you don't want that.

Good luck!

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#26
I actually am an exterminator, although I deal almost exclusively with bedbugs. If you're finding them in your shower and tub they probably aren't bedbugs (which is good news because bed bugs are difficult to get rid of and expensive to treat for.)

Post up a picture.
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#28
Put icy hot on it and then DO A BARREL ROLL
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#29
You may or may not have a headcrab infestation.
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Guitars: '02 Ibanez Jem 7vwh
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Washburn KC-70v
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#31
we are the crabs. your nuts we'll grab.
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#32
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Definitely flesh eating.

and/or have the ability to shoot lasers. Perhaps controlled by demons, too.
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#33
Are pseudoscorpions in Michigan? Also if the mods could keep this open that would be nice =)
The picture thing remains a problem as we have killed all the ones we've seen, but next one we find I will post a picture!
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#35
Dammit, I misread the title as "Genial Crabs" and expected a thread full of pictures like this



anyway, I have no idea what they could be sorry
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Last edited by guitarxo at Dec 13, 2011,