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#1
Came across this. I still don't know if it's a joke to be honest.

http://christwire.org/2011/12/oh-canada%E2%80%A6why-god-hates-you/

Pretty hilarious. This lady basically knows nothing about Canada, then looks up a few things on the google on the internets web system, and then basically twists the facts (if she doesn't just invent them) and inflates them. Funny how she is one of those crazy christian fanatics who basically has less cultural intelligence than a 1930's white supremacist and yet she still defends her claims like she wrote the ****ing bible herself.

If you're Canadian, you're most likely going to laugh harder than anyone else who isn't.

For starters:
''I hope that the people of Canadia see this and realize their(...)'' - that's right, Canadia, the whole subject of your blind rant, and you can't even spell it. Last time I heard that term being used: Jersey shore.

''(...)it was so easy for the Al Quida terrorists of(...)'' - Just saying. No better way to validate your point then to use 8th grade grammar skills.

''Canada is a liberal nation of atheists. They imprison and fine Christians for speaking their views.'' - Technically we're conservative, we have been for quite some time. Harper is in his second term (right?), and most of our legal system is based on the old English system, often relating to christian principles. And it annoys the piss out of me.

''(...)Don’t believe me? This story comes from www.catholiceducation.org(...)'' - 10 points for kicking yourself in the face.

''Handguns, which are pistols, are virtually outlawed in Canada.'' - Go get your license for it anytime you want. They're just more expensive because the market isn't as big as it is in the U.S.

''The New Democratic Party leader advocates lobbying for tougher gun-control laws in the USA.'' - So let them complain. What are you afraid of, they don't even have citizenship let alone the power to influence something so massively stapled in your country.

She then goes on to talk about how we are racists, especially towards Asians. And then she goes and calls them ''poor squinty eyed refugees''. Dude this lady is for real. Seriously.

She even starts saying that french Canadians, especially Quebec residents, are completely godless, and never go to church. When they're actually very religious (in general) and are pretty old-fashioned when it comes to that stuff. I would know.

Anyways. Just browse over it if you want. It's hilarious. This lady is like 90 years old and it's quite obvious she uses that to her advantage because she knows no one will smack an old lady.

This seriously made my day. I now know what a true idiot is. I thought I knew, but boy oh boy, this takes the cake.
Last edited by metalblaster at Dec 12, 2011,
#2
As a Christian, I'm well and truly ashamed of such people
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They let black people on Fox now?

They also let white people into the KFC and the NBA now.
#3
Susan B. Xenu


seems legit
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#4
Quote by Niiko
As a Christian, I'm well and truly ashamed of such people

I was gonna say. This must be infuriating for people like you.
#6
Quote by metalblaster
I was gonna say. This must be infuriating for people like you.


No, just saddening in general. Was still freakin' hilarious to read it though.
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They let black people on Fox now?

They also let white people into the KFC and the NBA now.
#7
Quote by Niiko
No, just saddening in general. Was still freakin' hilarious to read it though.

Unbelievable eh?

EH????? take that you old hag lol
#8
Reading "Susan B. Xenu's" comments below clearly show it is just a troll lol.
#9
A man by the name of Bill Whatcott, an evangelical Christian who is a licensed practical nurse, was fined $15,000 by his professional association, for protesting against abortion on his own time, and also fined $20,000 by the Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission for speaking out against homosexuality. There is a great deal of intolerance shown towards religious people who express their views in public.


I laughed hard at the intolerance irony.
#12
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Nice find TS.


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I'm only kidding.


But no, seriously, I'm going to stalk you hard-fucking-core.
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#14
Yeah, this is obviously an Onion-esque site. These people don't actually believe that stuff.
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#16
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Its from ChristWire, which is a satirical site. I don't believe its serious. They also had an article on why Skyrim is subliminally implanting homosexual behavior.


You mean this? They've got a few on Skyrim, it's just pure hilarity

Skyrimming
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Quote by jambi_mantra
They let black people on Fox now?

They also let white people into the KFC and the NBA now.
#17
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>Hanaaaah!
>UG's Bisexual T-Girl






I'm only kidding.


But no, seriously, I'm going to stalk you hard-fucking-core.


#18
Quote by Hanaaaah!


hey gir

hey

lighten up
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#19
Quote by Primus2112
hey gir

hey

lighten up


I didn't really have a response, your post was kinda random.
#20
Quote by Hanaaaah!
I didn't really have a response, your post was kinda random.


Get used to it, you are a female. ON THE INTERNET.

I take it you didn't know that was such a huge deal here on the internet...
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#21
Quote by Primus2112
Get used to it, you are a female. ON THE INTERNET.

I take it you didn't know that was such a huge deal here on the internet...


I guess not.

^ The Skyrim article was hilarious.
#23
Quote by Niiko
As a Christian, I'm well and truly ashamed of such people

This.
And there is only one logical expaination: dementia!
#24
Quote by Niiko
As a Christian, I'm well and truly ashamed of such people
THANK YOU.

The reason people hate Christianity so much is because of uneducated fucks like this woman.
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#25
My favorite part is the "Asians" part.
My god you don't know how many chinese, (I'm chinese-canadian) Indian, and middle-eastern people are in Vancouver. Seriously, we usually outnumber the white people in anywhere other than Downtown Vancouver.

EDIT: I just read the skyrimming thing.
That's hilarious. I'm definitely going to buy the game now.
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Last edited by Tessalate at Dec 12, 2011,
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My favorite part is the "Asians" part.
My god you don't know how many chinese, (I'm chinese-canadian) Indian, and middle-eastern people are in Vancouver. Seriously, we usually outnumber the white people in anywhere other than Downtown Vancouver.


I'm from BC and my favourite part was Asians: Canadas Mexicans
#28
Quote by Niiko
As a Christian, I'm well and truly ashamed of such people


This.
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#29


I lol'd
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#30
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I'm from BC and my favourite part was Asians: Canadas Mexicans


Sounds about right
I kid

Btw where from BC are you from?
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Surprise, surprise they wouldn’t wannna watch
Another uninnocent, elegant fall
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#31
Quote by Tessalate
Sounds about right
I kid

Btw where from BC are you from?

Lower Mainland.
#33
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I lol'd
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#35
I was reading through that page and I came across some Canadian pedophile, shits messed up
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#36
I hope that site is maintained for the lulz...o my god..
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This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#37
Quote by Niiko
You mean this? They've got a few on Skyrim, it's just pure hilarity

Skyrimming

What the **** did I just read?

Have any of you guys seen the petition to stop Skyrim?

Quote by Niiko
As a Christian, I'm well and truly ashamed of such people

This. I'm not a hardcore Christian or anything. (I don't even go to church) but that shit annoys me.

Edit: This one made me lol
http://christwire.org/2011/12/andy-beirsack-attacked-beaten-up-by-angry-father-black-viel-brides-tour-postponed-again-praise-jesus/
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Last edited by WCPhils at Dec 12, 2011,
#38
It's satire, however french Canadian are not the religious. It's become more of a culture thing rather than a religious thing. Whereas english people dont attend church and still claim to be religious
#39
Quote by metharian
It's satire, however french Canadian are not the religious. It's become more of a culture thing rather than a religious thing. Whereas english people dont attend church and still claim to be religious
So much truth in one post
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#40
"demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."

Omfg that's one of the funniest things I've ever read. EVER.
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