#1
Wouldn't the world be so much better if humans could eat, and process things without the need to chew.


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#4
i'd prefer if i didn't have to eat at all. eating is tedious at times.
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#8
Ask your mother, she puts whole things in her mouth.
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#9
Porn would be awesome.
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#12
I think it would be better. No need to cook anything, just "oh look, that cat looks rather tasty" NOM an its gone in one.


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#13
It'd be convenient, but texture is one of my favorite things about food, so I'm gonna say no.
#14
No. The best part of eating is savoring the delicious food. If you swallow it whole you lose most of that. Boring.
#15
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I think it would be better. No need to cook anything, just "oh look, that cat looks rather tasty" NOM an its gone in one.


Just because we could swallow something whole doesn't mean we wouldn't have to cook it../
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#16
it would be very convenient if you're in a hurry but you wouldn't get to savour any of it
#22
No. What would be the point of that?

It's like wishing you could have sex without having orgasms or taking up any time.
#23
Of course not, our digestive system would be much more inefficient, which would cause all kinds of shit.
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#25
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No. What would be the point of that?

It's like wishing you could have sex without having orgasms or taking up any time.

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#26
I don't eat
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#29
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#30
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TS likes to deepthroat but won't admit it.

I had a hearty chuckle at that.
#32
Chewing's a part of making sure you digest properly. Yer digestive system can't do everything, so chewing helps out.
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#33
If anything, I wish eating was optional. Some times I really don't feel like cooking.
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