#1
Hi guys,

Does anybody know these joke expletive joke ads with a lot cursing in them?

Example:



Anybody got more examples? Post 'em in this thread!
NEW! Never before seen on UG!
<< This sig space is for hire! >>
Call now and get a 10% discount!
First callers also get a plastic fork*!

*While supplies last.
Last edited by roumen at Dec 13, 2011,
#3
2002 eh?

Must be going senile

btw, link doesn't work
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#5
This feels like something I would do when I'm bored.
you're a stone fox
#7
Quote by Saint78
This feels like something I would do when I'm bored.


That's what he said.


Oh wait.


#9
Quote by Hanaaaah!
That's what he said.


Oh wait.




You've been around 3 days and I already love you.
you're a stone fox
#10
Quote by conor-figgy
Wow, 2002... awesome!


Didn't notice that. He's practically a grandpa.
#11
Quote by Saint78
You've been around 3 days and I already love you.


I already sigged someone today, or else I would.
#12
Quote by Hanaaaah!
I already sigged someone today, or else I would.

I think you have a choice to make... the pit is a lot like prison, shank or be shanked, sig or be sigged.
#13
Quote by Hanaaaah!
I already sigged someone today, or else I would.


Don't give in to the masturbatory sigs. They're a blight and reek of desperation.
#14
Quote by conor-figgy
I think you have a choice to make... the pit is a lot like prison, shank or be shanked, sig or be sigged.


In that case...

*drops the soap*
#15
Quote by blake1221
Don't give in to the masturbatory sigs. They're a blight and reek of desperation.


#16
You kids respect your elders! ... and post what's ordered :-p

UG's supposed to be internet's bottomless resource
The Pit > Google
NEW! Never before seen on UG!
<< This sig space is for hire! >>
Call now and get a 10% discount!
First callers also get a plastic fork*!

*While supplies last.
#17
Quote by blake1221
Don't give in to the masturbatory sigs. They're a blight and reek of desperation.

Deprecatory sig's are where it's at.
#18
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#21
Quote by Kevin19
extremeadvertisements.com

That's probably the best place to find them.


You complete titty balling fascist chode chomping slut, you beat me to it. I was gonna post that.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#22
Quote by Hanaaaah!
^ Reminds me of when my friend said: "I'm sofa king we todd it."


Didn't read the post, cannae be arsed. But 38 posts a day? Do you have a life? You know - friends. They're people you socialise with. Might want to try it some time.
#23
Quote by Andalus
Didn't read the post, cannae be arsed. But 38 posts a day? Do you have a life? You know - friends. They're people you socialise with. Might want to try it some time.


Actually no, I'm unemployed ATM and moving to a new city.
#24
Quote by Andalus
Didn't read the post, cannae be arsed. But 38 posts a day? Do you have a life? You know - friends. They're people you socialise with. Might want to try it some time.

Also check the date of register, it's only been 3 days dude. Kinda makes it more acceptable.

I got'cho back yo.
#25
Quote by whoomit
Also check the date of register, it's only been 3 days dude. Kinda makes it more acceptable.

I got'cho back yo.


#26
Quote by Hanaaaah!
Actually no, I'm unemployed ATM and moving to a new city.


Might want to stop playing poker then...


Quote by whoomit
Also check the date of register, it's only been 3 days dude. Kinda makes it more acceptable.

I got'cho back yo.


Yo bra, check my post count homie dude.
#27
Quote by Andalus
Didn't read the post, cannae be arsed. But 38 posts a day? Do you have a life? You know - friends. They're people you socialise with. Might want to try it some time.


Quote by Andalus


Yo bra, check my post count homie dude.

Your post count doesn't count post in the Pit. Just in the other forums.
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Dec 13, 2011,
#29
Quote by Andalus
Might want to stop playing poker then...


Yo bra, check my post count homie dude.



Your Cum on feel the Noize cover....




.
#31
Quote by Hanaaaah!

I just made my PokerStars account.
Maybe play with you sometime soon
Not tonight though, I need my sleep. I only had a few hours last night, and to make things worse I've got a dodgy stomach. See you at the table though I'm sure!
#32
Quote by whoomit
I just made my PokerStars account.
Maybe play with you sometime soon
Not tonight though, I need my sleep. I only had a few hours last night, and to make things worse I've got a dodgy stomach. See you at the table though I'm sure!


Alright.
#33
Quote by Fat Lard
Your Cum on feel the Noize cover....






Go on then son, link me to one of your songs then.

What's that?

Nothing?

#37
Quote by whoomit
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at your argument guys :hacry:


Let's just remember that Shrek there started throwing insults about first. I was asking a genuine question y'know.