#1
OK so we were talking about driving tonight and i made a comment to this girl about driving. I said for 1 you are drunk and also a women so you cant drive. Then she tells me that she races PRO what is the world coming to...

sorry im drunk lol but can women actually drive
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What's she doing out of the house after 9:30?
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#11
srs answer

there was some study done that showed that women get into more, but less serious, accidents than men do ie. fender benders

men tend to drive more aggressively so the accidents they do wind up getting into tend to be worse damage/money wise.

in the end, men spend more money on car related accidents than women do despite being in a fewer number of them.
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#12
But seriously, women are objects.
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I actually did my PhD thesis on this.

Back in the 50's, there was a lot of conflicting research on the topic, but when the feminist movement took over during the late 60's, most Western political powers decided in a bid to win votes that everyone should be allowed to drive.

Most modern research into the topic shows conclusively that an average woman has about the same capacity for the spatial cognitive demands of driving as an orangutan or trained dog.

The more you know.
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I was hit by an old asian woman driver.... Barely survived


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studies say no.
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I actually did my PhD thesis on this.

Back in the 50's, there was a lot of conflicting research on the topic, but when the feminist movement took over during the late 60's, most Western political powers decided in a bid to win votes that everyone should be allowed to drive.

Most modern research into the topic shows conclusively that an average woman has about the same capacity for the spatial cognitive demands of driving as an orangutan or trained dog.

The more you know.



Seriously? that's awesome.

Aussies can't drive for shit though. Though I'm not surprised with the snail pace speed limits and nazi police force.
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#21
Of course they can't, nor can Asians or old people. Which is what I call the triumvirate, and you're probably safer standing on the road than the footpath when an old asian lady is driving.
#22
Silly TS, Thinking women have the mental capacity to leave the kitchen, let alone drive.

All theyre good for is sammichs; and sex.

Don't you forget that, TS.


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But seriously, women are objects.

If they are, then where can I buy one?


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I'm a girl and I'm asian, so definitely not.

If you were allowed to drive I'm sure your car would look something like this.

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If they are, then where can I buy one?

Just look in any kitchen or bedroom. You might have to fight to the death for one though.. Most men don't like their possessions ****ed with.


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#27
I bet I race more PRO then her.

Women have internal GPS's that subconsciously steer them towards the nearest kitchen. Nobody could drive under those conditions.
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Silly TS, Thinking women have the mental capacity to leave the kitchen, let alone drive.

All theyre good for is sammichs; and sex.

Don't you forget that, TS.

lol you so funny hurr durr
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If they are, then where can I buy one?


If you were allowed to drive I'm sure your car would look something like this.


Ryan shut up. Although yea, last time I drove, I almost killed someone, but that was 2 years ago, so who knows? Hahah
#32
I wish my wife could drive..............

Then she could go and **** right off!


If she ever reads this..... it was a joke
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#33
Well they sure as hell can't park
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#35
Nope. Shes lying.


Well anyways, if they can drive, I am a terrible example for you women. Sorry. I have absolutely zero spatial skills. Ive never gotten into a bad accident with a car yet, but there are so many small scratches on my bumper from bumping objects and people
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