#1
So, I'm gonna be broke for Christmas this year, and need some ideas for gifts that I can make. I don't want any of the regular shit that people make though. Things that appeal to 20 year olds, ya know?
#3
Docks in a bics.

Yes, bics is a thing. Google it.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
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everything that you've come to expect


#4
Dick Cheney on a boat.
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#7
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Hard cider.

Google a recipe. There's almost enough time.

Or Woodchuck hard cider. Not homemade, but it is delicious.
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#11
your jizz in a bottle. or my jizz. you know, whatever you think they'd love you more for.

also: bong. make it with love.
tobacco only though. really, tobacco is good now and then through a bong
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#12
Get $5, hit ebay and buy some cheap jewellery. It's cheap enough for them to forget about wearing it after a month or so and you not having to spend much cash.
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#13
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So, I'm gonna be broke for Christmas this year, and need some ideas for gifts that I can make. I don't want any of the regular shit that people make though. Things that appeal to 20 year olds, ya know?



OK... so here's what you do.

Spooge on a picture of her. Preferably a pic of her with her family (maybe a past christmas pic?)... but only do it ON her. Hand it to her and say "I love you so much, you're all I can focus on"

I'm telling you dude... romantic GOLD.

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#16
What you'll need is a zany, purple-skinned neighbour with a shed full of tools (very expensive).




Then, voilá!



The perfect gift!
#18
Homemade rice krispy treats.
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#20
If you're good with electronics and they're a nerd, a binary clock or a little 4-bit ALU is always cool. Then there's always crazy food, or maybe customized speakers.

If I'm making something for someone I always check out instructables.com, there's so much stuff on there you'd be hard-pressed to not find something that you could make for them.
#21
Take a nice big steaming turd, then wrap it up real nice and give it to your recipient with a cheeky smile. A surefire way to be socially accepted.
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#22
Macaroni + Glue + Paper = SOLVED

(note: substitute the glue with jizz for that personal touch)


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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
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