#1
So, today is my birthday. Yeah. I got this.

So, ah... how do you like to celebrate your birthday?

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#2
Happy Birthday.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
Happy birthday!
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#4
I usually drink a SHIT TON of whiskey with The Emperor and we troll something in the universe. Usually a planet, or a small colony. One time a herd of cattle in Montana.
Be bad. Get bitches.
#6
Masturbating and crying as I realise another year has passed by whilst I'm still alone. Thanks Wyvern.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
I stay away from people, because I hate the attention.

Celebrate the fact that I lived another year when I'm 80 or something.
#9
Happy birthday! I remember you being Hank Hill.



EDIT: I don't celebrate my birthday.
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#10
You can't make your own birthday thread.

Shame on you TS, shame on you.
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#11
Happy birthday!

Usually do more drugs than usual and just spend it with my friends.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#14
that av fits you.
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#17
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Masturbating and crying as I realise another year has passed by whilst I'm still alone. Thanks Wyvern.

Pfft, even I lost my virginity last year!

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#18
happy...


BIRTHDAY!
I pretend to write songs.

If I die tomorrow, I'd be alright
Because I believe that after we're gone
The spirit carries on
#19
How do I celebrate my birthday?

solitude, a stick of butter, transvestite porn, a jerry-rigged electrical cord with a "dimmer" switch and the inherent satisfaction that I'd never make a self-serving thread with a misleading title in order to announce it was my birthday for some brief instant gratification that I've been left wanting from my family and friends.

Happy lonely day Mr. Thread Starter.

Cas-
#24
I actually don't. I greatly dislike my birthday, and anyone taking notice of it.

But Happy Birthday to you anyway