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#1
I've only been posting in the pit for a couple of months (09er, I know) but, people keep mentioning someone called Fassa.

Who is he/she/it? And why is the person so well known?
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#6
If you say her name three times in a row into a mirror she'll appear and talk about how Rush is the best band in the world, superior to all others, until you take your own life.


edit: Chris Farley intentionally overdosed because he glanced at her, saw the resemblance, and couldn't bear living one more second.
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#7
Fassa is a philanthropist who has since departed this site to focus on improving the lives of millions in Africa. God bless her. Also, Neil Peart.

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#9
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Some girl I saw hanging around Newcastle a few times.


THAT'S RIGHT PIT. I'VE SEEN HER.

And you lived to tell?

Lies. All lies. You fucking story fabricating dick.
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#10
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Some girl I saw hanging around Newcastle a few times.


THAT'S RIGHT PIT. I'VE SEEN HER.

Are you ok? Do you need to lie down?


Quickly! Someone get a doctor over here!!!
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#11
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Fassa is a philanthropist who has since departed this site to focus on improving the lives of millions in Africa. God bless her. Also, Neil Peart.

this
#13
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If you say her name three times in a row into a mirror she'll appear and talk about how Rush is the best band in the world, superior to all others, until you take your own life.


edit: Chris Farley intentionally overdosed because he glanced at her, saw the resemblance, and couldn't bear living one more second.

no way????
#14
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Sounds like an...interesting person
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#15
Just a well known terrible troll that always went on about how AWSUM N AMAZIN' Rush is, That's all Fassa was really.
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#16
Fassa was a legend.
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But, he got fcked up.


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#18
The most beautiful, intelligent and interesting person you would ever hope to encounter.
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It will never be fully explained due to political and moral reasons.
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Are you ok? Do you need to lie down?


Quickly! Someone get a doctor over here!!!

I.. I think I made it
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I.. I think I made it


Did you hit on her?
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#25
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On August 03, 2007, an ugly stupid bitch named Fassa Albrecht joined the forums, and to this day she's highly regarded as a troll. But really she's just generally thick. In the past, she confused and stressed the living shit out of the mods and other regulars on the forum by referencing Canadian prog band Rush in every post she made.
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#26
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Did you hit on her?

Hell no. She's well out of my league. I didn't want to be embarrassed infront of everyone in the city centre
#30
OK dunno why that link was removed but that was some funny shit
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#31
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OK dunno why that link was removed but that was some funny shit

Not allowed to link to Encyclopedia dramatica broseph
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#32
Fair enough
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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If you say her name three times in a row into a mirror she'll appear and talk about how Rush is the best band in the world, superior to all others, until you take your own life.


Didn't work.
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#34
You do NOT want to know..
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Just a well known terrible troll that always went on about how AWSUM N AMAZIN' Rush is, That's all Fassa was really.



this, in a nutshell. although people in the pit don't wanna admit that.
#37
it was cas expressing his rush obsessed feminine side
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#38
That ED article was awesome. I feel honoured to grace these forums knowing such history.
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#39
What ED article was it?

Could I just google it or something?
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
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