#1
45 min left of work, and the morning crew has seem to have gone.

Someone make a good thread please. Thanks
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#2
Why don't you make one?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Then let this thread be about dead baby jokes. How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#5
Quote by frankv
Do JohnnyGonzale the economy a favour and continue working please.


hahaha I <3 Buttercup


I think it takes 3 babies to do the lighbulb?
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#6
It takes 3 babies to do me.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
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It takes 3 babies to do me.


Babies takes 3 me to do it.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#10
Look on the bright side man, you're at work and bored shitless. I'm at ****ing home and bored shitless, even guitar is boring now.

's'only 45 mins though, not that long left man
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#11
Quote by darkstar2466
Babies takes 3 me to do it.


I need 3 babies to do it
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#12
What comes after 69???


Mouthwash.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#13
Quote by rockdude375
Look on the bright side man, you're at work and bored shitless. I'm at ****ing home and bored shitless, even guitar is boring now.

's'only 45 mins though, not that long left man



nope 36 min now.


PS Fapping looks pretty fun
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#14
Quote by Wolfinator-x
What comes after 69???


Teh seks
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#16
Quote by maddnotez
I would've thought teh seks
Or "the man, if applicable".
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#18
Quote by Wolfinator-x
What comes after 69???


Manly buttsex duh
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#20
What's the difference between a 69 and fog while driving ?

In a 69, you can clearly see the asshole in front of you.
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#21
Quote by Good_Lord
What's the difference between a 69 and fog while driving ?

In a 69, you can clearly see the asshole in front of you.





Dunno why I found that so funny, but I thank you
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#22
There are actually 68 positions in the book of KamaSutra, the 69th is used to wash the tools.
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#23
Quote by Good_Lord
What's the difference between a 69 and fog while driving ?

In a 69, you can clearly see the asshole in front of you.


not me.... my nose is usually buried in it


Edit: kind of like the chinese sit-up
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