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Jason Becker

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#4
Ian Curtis had epilepsy.
Rob Halford suffers from homosexuality.
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#5
Shawn Lane had psoriatic arthritis.
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#8
Quote by Pat_s1t
Kurt Cobain has one. I can't remember for the life of me what it is though...


Brainonwallivitis.
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#9
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Dave Mustaine is retarded





YES.
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#10
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I wish it caused him to die so he didn't subject humanity to such crappy music.



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#12
Quote by Pat_s1t
Kurt Cobain has one. I can't remember for the life of me what it is though...


Bipolar disorder?
Or the really bad scoliosis?
#13
Quote by iwannabesedated
Bipolar disorder?
Or the really bad scoliosis?


i think he's referring to that disease that plagued Kurt for several years before his death, and may have contributed to it. the disease is called "Courtney Love" iirc.
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#15
Mick Mars from Motley Crue has Ankylosing Spondylitis.
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#16
Quote by theogonia777
i think he's referring to that disease that plagued Kurt for several years before his death, and may have contributed to it. the disease is called "Courtney Love" iirc.



wait what?!

I thought Dave Grohl killed Kurt?
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#17
^Are you Courtney Love?
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I wish it caused him to die so he didn't subject humanity to such crappy music.

Well that's pretty much in line with your user title.

I know that Mike McCready from Pearl Jam has Crohn's disease. Means he gets explosive diarrhoea at random. Rock'n'roll!
#20
Quote by frankv
^Are you Courtney Love?

Well that's pretty much in line with your user title.

I know that Mike McCready from Pearl Jam has Crohn's disease. Means he gets explosive diarrhoea at random. Rock'n'roll!


He does? Shit dude. I have a friend that has Crohn's disease. The guy lost 50 pounds practically overnight once. It was scary.
#21
Quote by Pat_s1t
Kurt Cobain has one. I can't remember for the life of me what it is though...

heroine.
#22
Quote by mink753
heroine.

I don't think a female hero killed him...

no, that doesn't quite make sense...
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#23
Matt Bellamy has a disease that prevents giving proper names to his kids.
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#24
Quote by Trowzaa
Brainonwallivitis.
Didn't go over this guy's head
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I wish it caused him to die so he didn't subject humanity to such crappy music.
But, I liked The Blackening...
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#25
Quote by MH400
Phil from Machine Head has a heart condition. Sometimes his heart doesn't pump enough blood, causing him to black out.


I love how he just flops in the middle of his solo, and didn't really draw any attention to it.

Loads of musicians have had depression, anxiety attacks, psychosis, OCD, and also any number of drug related conditions

/obvious

Nergal from Behemoth has leukemia
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#26
I'm guessing all of Trivium have medical conditions, because you would have to have some sort of medical condition to make such shit music.
#27
Charles Manson is psychopathic.
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#29
Quote by Good_Lord
Matt Bellamy has a disease that prevents giving proper names to his kids.

Ah, yes, an affliction most terrible. More commonly known as Zappaitis, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm pretty sure Bellamy has some sort of breathing problem too.
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#31
def leppards drummer is a chernobyl child
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#32
Quote by theogonia777
i think he's referring to that disease that plagued Kurt for several years before his death, and may have contributed to it. the disease is called "Courtney Love" iirc.

:P

In reality Kurt had a few things, some kind of stomach pain that was never figured out by any doctors, which is why he started using heroin in the first place. That and bronchitis and scoliosis.
#33
Thom Yorke's left eyelid (or right, I forget) is slightly paralyzed.

Les Claypool is deaf in his right ear, so is Brian Wilson (it may be his right, I forget).
Jimi Hendrix is left handed
I could swear Morrissey and Robert Fripp have Autism or something (people have speculated alot with Morrissey, Fripp is just weird )
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#34
Johnny Greenwood is colour blind.

And...

...I have eczema. And a sore stomach.
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#35
Quote by TheBurningFish
Johnny Greenwood is colour blind.

Apparently, Colin (his brother) would mess with him by switching his crayons around so he couldn't tell which is which

OT: Can't believe nobody mentioned yet, the guy from The Vines has Asperger's Syndrome
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#36
Quote by Zoot Allures
:P

In reality Kurt had a few things, some kind of stomach pain that was never figured out by any doctors, which is why he started using heroin in the first place. That and bronchitis and scoliosis.


I think they determined that his scoliosis caused his spine to rub up against his stomach, which is what caused the pain and nausea.
#37
Mick Mars has ankylosing spondilitis Or however the **** you spell it.
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#38
Quote by Crazyedd123
Thom Yorke's left eyelid (or right, I forget) is slightly paralyzed.

Les Claypool is death in his right ear, so is Brian Wilson (it may be his right, I forget).
Jimi Hendrix is left handed
I could swear Morrissey and Robert Fripp have Autism or something (people have speculated alot with Morrissey, Fripp is just weird )

Wat
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#40
Dave McPherson from InMe has full-body alopecia.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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