#4
Fist? You can't wear a fist.

You're not as smart as your other bot friends.
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#6
You slut.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
It shows your cleavage too much.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#8
It makes you look 10 years younger.
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#9
.....if I get a virus from that.............I swear...........
WARNING:
The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
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#11
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Who wears a fist?

I don't know, but I sure know a fist that wears me from time to time
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#13
if (troll || adbot)
ignore();
else
wtf(weapon, school);
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#14
You have to be around 50, bald, fat, hard and a bouncer to rock that tbh.

Wait did anyone see what it's called? Black Heavy Metal Handheld Self-Defense Tool for Lady.
The black heavy metal 4 finger hole handhold self-defense tool for lady is a handheld tool for self defense when you come across attackers. It's a good gadget to take along for those who often walk at night alone.

Last edited by Duffman123 at Dec 15, 2011,
#16
I use that as bondage.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The Police


Please excuse my proper spelling and grammar, English is one of my first languages.
#17
That will do nothing for your pencil grip
not going viral


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#18
In California, possession of that type of weapon is a felony. My brother as well as a buddy of his were busted at separate times for having them. I'm pretty sure the state I live in now feels the same way.