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#2
What.
Why were they suspended for that?
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#3
Blocking the hallways, or something.

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#4
Thank Christ people are getting punished for this. Maybe this sad excuse of a quarterback will realize how much of an idiot he looks like and start acting like a ****ing man and learn to throw the ball. **** Tim Tebow.
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#5
That dude's lip.

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Blocking the hallways, or something.


Oh, America.
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#7
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Thank Christ people are getting punished for this. Maybe this sad excuse of a quarterback will realize how much of an idiot he looks like and start acting like a ****ing man and learn to throw the ball. **** Tim Tebow.

Does anyone remember that "can men and women just be friends?" video? That guy that was eating the sandwich and was like "hahahahNO"? I need that .gif now.

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#8

"the football is now diamonds ..."

(googled to find the actual picture that says this. couldn't. guess someone here made it? something funny on UG? whaaa?)
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#9
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Thank Christ people are getting punished for this. Maybe this sad excuse of a quarterback will realize how much of an idiot he looks like and start acting like a ****ing man and learn to throw the ball. **** Tim Tebow.

This. I hear about how he's like a god everyday and it's ****ing annoying.
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#11
One high school team was denied a chance to go to a championship game because when one of their players scored what would have been the winning touchdown, he raised his arm in celebration on the way to the end zone. The stupid ass refs said it was taunting (how can it be taunting if the player isn't even looking at the other team?) and called the touchdown back.

This is your pussy America. "Oh, he hurt the other players feelings." Sheesh.
#12
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Tim Tebow cheats. He relies on Jesus to win his games.


And it appears to be working.
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Does anyone remember that "can men and women just be friends?" video? That guy that was eating the sandwich and was like "hahahahNO"? I need that .gif now.


Fail.
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#14
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Thank Christ people are getting punished for this. Maybe this sad excuse of a quarterback will realize how much of an idiot he looks like and start acting like a ****ing man and learn to throw the ball. **** Tim Tebow.


I smell a butthurt Raiders fan.

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"the football is now diamonds ..."

(googled to find the actual picture that says this. couldn't. guess someone here made it? something funny on UG? whaaa?)






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Thank Christ people are getting punished for this. Maybe this sad excuse of a quarterback will realize how much of an idiot he looks like and start acting like a ****ing man and learn to throw the ball. **** Tim Tebow.

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Thank Christ people are getting punished for this. Maybe this sad excuse of a quarterback will realize how much of an idiot he looks like and start acting like a ****ing man and learn to throw the ball. **** Tim Tebow.



whats wrong with him expressing his faith in public?

He is winning games dude...
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whats wrong with him expressing his faith in public?

He is winning games dude...


Because having faith in anything = ramming it down peoples' throats and intolerance
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Because having faith in anything = ramming it down peoples' throats and intolerance

Why are you being intolerant of my intolerance?
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Why are you being intolerant of my intolerance?


thats offensive...somehow...why are you questioning him!>!>!?!?!?!?eleventyone!?!>1>
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Why anyone cares? Beyond me. The kid sounded like he needed a lesson in respect... What's a slap on the hand going to do? He had that certain preppy attitude I'd like to knock out of him
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#25
School admins are ****ing jackasses.
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Whatever happened to Billy Blanks?


Living it up in Japan with his japanese wife and daughters.
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#27
What?
That's a ridiculous over-reaction to suspend someone for something as trivial and harmless as this.

Could a kid plausably be suspended for kneeling down to tie their shoe lace at that school too?

I don't think Rodin would be impressed.
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What.
Why were they suspended for that?

Preventing other kids from getting to class. They did it in a large group in the middle of the hallway, refusing to move. Dumbasses.
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Preventing other kids from getting to class. They did it in a large group in the middle of the hallway, refusing to move. Dumbasses.


We once prevented all the teachers from getting into school.
The teachers were taking industrial action over a pay dispute by refusing to man the school during lunch break, which meant that we had to spend the lunch break outside because we would otherwise be in the school unsupervised. It was the middle of winter and we were cold and wet, so in protest at our treatment we took our own industrial action and barricaded and picketed all the school entrances so that the teachers couldn't get back into school after the lunch break for a further 3 hours.

It was pretty much regarded as 'high-jinks' by those in charge and no one got suspended over it.
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We once prevented all the teachers from getting into school.
The teachers were taking industrial action over a pay dispute by refusing to man the school during lunch break, which meant that we had to spend the lunch break outside because we would otherwise be in the school unsupervised. It was the middle of winter and we were cold and wet, so in protest at our treatment we took our own industrial action and barricaded and picketed all the school entrances so that the teachers couldn't get back into school after the lunch break for a further 3 hours.

It was pretty much regarded as 'high-jinks' by those in charge and no one got suspended over it.

yeah, but weren't all the teachers in the 70's beatniks and hippies anyways?
#34
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Oh, America.


Yeah, like soccer fans are so much more classy and benevolent.
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#36
Ew american football. I'd rather watch bowls played by average players
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#37
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Thank Christ people are getting punished for this. Maybe this sad excuse of a quarterback will realize how much of an idiot he looks like and start acting like a ****ing man and learn to throw the ball. **** Tim Tebow.

this

they had one of the kids on the phone on SportsCenter and asked him why they did it. He said something like "He's a great role model. He's a winner, a leader, and he has great faith". I say that he's terrible quarterback, he can't lead his team to jack-shit in the first 50 minutes of a game and his faith makes me wish I believed in a god purely so I could renounce him in Tebow's name. He seems like a nice kid aside from all the thinking he's jesus's best friend thing, but goddamn it I'm so ****ing sick of him. I was actually excited to see news about basketball earlier because they weren't talking about Tebow for the first time in 4 hours. BASKETBALL FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
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Oh, I was thinking of Tae Bo-ing.



also, as a Patriots fan (bring it on haters), I cannot wait for Brady to bury tebows ass by 26 points with 6 minutes left. Just hope our f'ng shitty defense doesn't blow it and make this kid look like more of a hero.
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