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Fuck: King Of Limbs
Marry: Hail To The Thief
Kill: The Bends


Fuck: The Hunter
Marry: Blood Mountain
Kill: Crack the Skye (But like, a mercy kill. You know, with euthanasia.)


Fuck: Recitation
Marry: toss up between A Dead Sinking Story and insomniac doze
Kill: All the Footprints You've Ever Left and the Fear Expecting Ahead
Last edited by btones at Dec 17, 2011,

Fuck: Master of Puppets
Marry: Ride the Lightning
Kill: Black Album
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

this doesn't really work with albums...
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Not sure how this works but I'll give it a shot.

Guns N' Roses
Fuck: Chinese Democracy (criminally underrated album)
Marry: Appetite for Destruction
Kill: Use Your Illusion II (only because of the last track, My World)

Foo Fighters
Fuck: Wasting Light
Marry: The Colour and the Shape
Kill: One By One
Quote by Primus2112
this doesn't really work with albums...

simple, personify the albums and decide if you wanna jam your dick into them or not.
Devin Townsend Band

Fuck: Synchestra
Marry: Ki
Kill: Physicist
Schecter Hellraiser C7 FR/Bareknuckle Cold Sweat/Liquifire
Godin A12 - For Sale
1991 EBMM Silhouette
Emperor 2x12

7+>6, ERG Legion

Like going fast?

F*ck: In Rainbows.
Marry: Kid A.
Kill: Pablo Honey.

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

F*ck: I'm With You.
Marry: BloodSugarSexMagik.
Kill: By The Way.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

F*ck: Lift Yr Fists Like Antennas To Heaven.
Marry: F#A#(Infinity).
Kill: All Lights F*cked On The Hairy Amp Drooling (just because it's impossible to find, the bastards).
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Dec 17, 2011,

fuck: Blackwater Park
marry: Damnation
kill: My Arms, Your Hearse (If I had to choose)
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
Fuck: 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Marry: Bivouac
Kill: N/A

The Smiths:
Fuck: Hatful of Hollow
Marry: The Queen is Dead
Kill: Strangeways, Here We Come

Neutral Milk Hotel:
Fuck: On Avery Island
Marry: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Kill: I dunno, maybe Everything Is.
Brand New:

Fuck: The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Marry: Deja Entendu
Kill: Your Favorite Weapon

Even though I love every album.
Quote by blake1221
Brand New:

Fuck: The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Marry: Deja Entendu
Kill: Your Favorite Weapon

Even though I love every album.



Fuck: Second Stage
Marry: IKSSE:3
Kill: Good Apollo pt.II

Maylene and the Sons of Disaster:

Fuck: III
Marry: II
Kill: IV
White Stripes:

Fuck: White Blood Cells
Marry: De Stijl
Kill: Icky Thump never completely grew on me so


Fuck: Maladroit
Marry: Pinkerton
Kill: Green Album


Fuck: Guero
Marry: Sea Change
Kill: i still love it but Midnite Vultures

Bob Dylan:

****: Blonde on Blonde
Marry: Blonde on Blonde also. You never said I couldn't.
Kill: The Times They Are A-Changin'. "Only a Pawn in Their Game" pisses me off because it's sooo good musically but he completely ruined it with his ****ing bitter old man lyrics. I'm forced to hate it. If he re-used it for a good song, like with "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll"/"My Back Pages," I'd be happy.

The Velvet Underground:

****: Loaded
Marry: White Light/White Heat. Man that's a weird marriage.
Kill: Squeeze. Pshh. Too easy.

David Bowie:

****: The Man Who Sold the World. Yeah I'd **** a man so what.
Marry: I'll go with Aladdin Sane.
Kill: His first album.

The Ramones
****: Animal Boy. Yeah bestiality and pederasty so what.
Marry: Road to Ruin
Kill: Pleasant Dreams

Captain Beefheart:

****: Doc at the Radar Station
Marry: Trout Mask Replica I guess.
Kill: I'll go with Ice Cream for Crow because I haven't listened to it but based on my impression of it it's inessential.

Green Day because why not:

****: Insomniac
Marry: Dookie
Kill: 21st Century Breakdown
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Faith No More:

F*ck: King For a Day, Fool for a Life Time
Marry: Angel Dust
Kill: We Care a Lot


F*ck: The Octopus
Marry: Amplifier
Kill: The Insider

F*ck: Origin of Symmetry
Marry: Black Holes and Revelations
Kill: Uprising

F*ck: Welcome To Sky Valley(Kyuss)
Marry: Blues For the Red Sun
Kill: Sons of Kyuss
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
Quote by jetfuel495
The Gaslight Anthem:

****: Sink or Swim
Marry: The '59 Sound
Kill: American Slang

Fuck: Crash Love
Marry: Sing the Sorrow
Kill: DecemberUnderground

Coheed and Cambria:
Fuck: Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume 1: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness
Marry: Second Stage Turbine Blade/In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Kill: Year of the Black Rainbow
Spin round carousel
When your horse isn't screwed in

****: 10,000 days
Marry: Lateralus
Kill: Undertow

****: Wavves
Marry: King of the Beach
Kill: Wavvves

****: Around the Fur
Marry: Deftones
Kill: Saturday Night Wrist
Alice in Chains:

Fuck: Dirt
Marry: Jar of Flies
Kill: Black Gives Way To Blue

Jane's Addiction:

Fuck: Nothing's Shocking and Ritual De lo Habitual (threesome )
Marry: Kettle Whistle
Kill: Strays


Fuck: Pork Soda
Marry: Tales From The Punch Bowl
Kill: Green Naugahyde
****: Remission
Marry: Blood Mountain
Kill: The Hunter
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
Quote by due 07

The Smiths:
Fuck: Hatful of Hollow
Marry: The Queen is Dead
Kill: Strangeways, Here We Come

If you replace Hatul of Hollow with their self titled it'd be perfect. Hatful has the wrong fucking version of 'This Charming Man'!

****: Blackwater Park
Marry: Deliverance
Kill: Heritage
Enter Shikari
****: A Flash Flood Of Colour
Marry: Take To The Skies
Kill: Common Dreads

Avenged Sevenfold
****: Nightmare
Marry: City of Evil
Kill: STST
Fuck - Heavy Rocks
Marry - Amplifier Worship
Kill - New Album
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
**** most of my bands are newer so they have fewer albums....fvck it ttime to go with my staple


**** - Dookie (i cant get enough i keep coming back to her every week or so...)
Marry - American Idiot (Although it is most likely because i got into this at a very impressionable 11-13ish....but i still listen to this album every effing day...)

kill- Awesome as f*ck (live albums are ok if they are an entire studio album played front to back...or well...just dont do ever ****ing hit single then a few less known songs to still be cool...i hate this album so much....but...still listen to it from time to time...i cant help myself...he speaks t me and me alone...)
I haz gotten gud

****: Ghost Reveries
Marry: Blackwater Park
Kill: Orchid

Machine Head

****: Burn My Eyes
Marry: The Blackening
Kill: Supercharger


****: Ascendancy
Marry: Shogun
Kill: Ember To Inferno
Fvck - Endgame
Marry - Rust in Peace
Kill - Risk

Er this doesn't count as a band and doesn't involve any albums, but...
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Fvck - Symphony No. 5
Marry - Moonlight Sonata
Kill - Fur Elise


Ibanez RG2550Z/SRX430
Alesis Core 1

I'm a student. I've got no time or space for an amp!
Quote by Woffelz

Er this doesn't count as a band and doesn't involve any albums, but...
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Fvck - Symphony No. 9
Marry - Symphony No. 5
Kill - Fur Elise


F: The Good, the Bad and the Funky
Marry: Shotgun
Kill: Shotgun III


F: How Far to Asgaard
Marry: Ragnarok
Kill: Land


F: Dead Heart In A Dead World
Marry: This Godless Endeavour
Kill: The Obsidian Conspiracy

Robert Cray

F: Bad Influence
Marry: Strong Persuader
Kill: Time Will Tell

Most of the bands I've been listening to lately either don't have 3 albums, or I don't have 3 of their albums...
David Bowie:

****: Scary Monsters and Super Creeps

Marry: The Man Who Sold the World. Also, I'd gladly marry the man himself.

Kill: The first album.


****: In Rainbows

Marry: Hail to the Thief

Kill: The Bends


****: Blackwater Park

Marry: Still Life

Kill: Advent

Porcupine Tree:

****: Signify

Marry: In Absentia

Kill: On the Sunday of Life (I really like Steven's early tapes, but this album itself annoys me for some reason)


****: Tales of the Inexpressible

Marry: Are You Shpongled?

Kill: Nothing Lasts... But Nothing is Lost (great album, just my least favourite)


****: Doolittle

Marry: Surfer Rosa

Kill: Bossanova

King Crimson:

****: Red

Marry: In the Court of the Crimson King

Kill: Lizard
Protest the Hero
****: Scurrilous (She's beautiful but I dont' know if I could wake next to her every day)
Marry: Fortress
Kill: Kezia

Portugal. the Man
****: Censored Colors
Marry: The Satanic Satanist
Kill: Church Mouth
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If at first you don't succeed, play bass.

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Cats don't think. They plot.

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