Poll: Do you wash your hands after fapping?
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View poll results: Do you wash your hands after fapping?
Yes.
86 42%
No.
50 24%
You are a disgusting excuse for a human being TS.
46 22%
My mother says that if I do not act like Daniel Radcliffe she will taste my first born.
23 11%
Voters: 205.
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#1
So this morning I decided to have a morning fap, as you do. After I was done I cleaned up and proceeded on with the rest of the day which involved going to work and shaking hands with a variety of people.

It was not until I returned home that I realised that I did not wash my hands and that the many people I interacted with now had my fap residue on their hands. So this got me thinking, does the pit wash their hands after a fap?


On a side note I still have not washed my hands.
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#2
Semen is one of the lesser things to worry about being on people's hands. Our hands are disgusting.
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#3
Why would I need to wash my hands when she's using her mouth?
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#6
This is why I hate handshakes.

Actually, I hate them because I'm bad at them and they're awkward, but now that you posted this....
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#7
Another reason why I don't want to meet up with UGers IRL.
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#8
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On a side note I still have not washed my hands.

Oh Toby you vile, disgusting creature

Just use a white t-shirt only for faps and never wash it
#9
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Semen is one of the lesser things to worry about being on people's hands. Our hands are disgusting.


This.
#11
You're disgusting. It doesn't take that much effort to wash your hands after cleaning up.
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#14
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You don't have to wash your hands if you keep your penis clean.

And yet another reason.
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#15
Knock one out in the shower so your hands get washed after.
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#19


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#20
semen isn't dirty, hell even urine is sterile for awhile after it comes out. Your hands are probably more dirty from touching public door knobs.
#21
Sometimes I wash in a hurry and a little later I notice tiny white bolls of what can only be described as chalky caviar on the back of my palm..

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#22
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#23
Generally not at night, but in the morning, I tend to have a shower, so I guess that covers 'washing hands'.
#25
And this is why I avoid shaking hands, holding hands, hi 5ing hands, and generally the physical contact with other male hands at all opportunities.
#28
Handshakes are bizarre and pointless anyway. Just a weird cultural thing that makes no sense at all.

Oh, and don't worry about touching unwashed jizzhands unless the person just had their fap. Semen doesn't live for very long when it's out in the open.

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#29
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Handshakes are bizarre and pointless anyway. Just a weird cultural thing that makes no sense at all.


They're a step in between hugs and scary eye contact. They make perfect sense.
#30
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They're a step in between hugs and scary eye contact. They make perfect sense.

False, a "good" handshake includes scary eye contact

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#31
Why do people seem to think a clean dick means you don't have to wash your hands after?
#32
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Why do people seem to think a clean dick means you don't have to wash your hands after?
I was thinking about that... aren't we concerned with any excess, er, produce residing on the hand(s)?
#33
I wash my hands after wiping up.
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#34
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I was thinking about that... aren't we concerned with any excess, er, produce residing on the hand(s)?

I wouldn't wanna touch anyone's hand after there were rubbing their arm for 5 minutes let alone their dick.
#35
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I wouldn't wanna touch anyone's hand after there were rubbing their arm for 5 minutes let alone their dick.
Fair enough!

I'm not personally too fussed about that. I draw a line at dry cum though.


5 minutes?
#36
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Fair enough!

I'm not personally too fussed about that. I draw a line at dry cum though.


5 minutes?

lol as long I don't know about it I'm happy...
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#37
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#38
That's disgusting. I wash my hands after everything I do basically. If my hands don't smell like melon cucumber all the time, i'm unsatisfied.
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#39
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That's disgusting. I wash my hands after everything I do basically. If my hands don't smell like melon cucumber all the time, i'm unsatisfied.


Ah, sweet sweet melon cucumber. Now that is the stuff.
#40
Wait a second. What if you have like a disease that gets transferred through body fluids?...


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