#1
Hello, Before i write what i write, I would like to explain that i have been a metal head for many years, im in my early 40s now and i still love heavy metal. Recently i was browsing reverbnation where i stumbled on a band called Betty Swallaux, and let me tell you i'm disgusted but what i heard and read!!. I am all for speaking up for human rights and speaking your mind but these guys are blatently anti-american and anti-british. I listened to a song they done called america just say no and they try to be a serious band with a serious message, but all they achieve is showing us how un-patriotic they are. It sickens me that morons like this arent put infront of a rifle squad and executed, IF THERE WAS NO NEED FOR A WAR ON IRAQ THEN THERE WOULD BE NO MORE YOU FRIGGIN IDIOTS! I urge you all to join me in my capaign against betty swallaux, perhaps if you reported their facebook page for spam that would help in causing their page to be deleted, and also you could report them on reverbnation for being offensive. As i said im not a prude but these guys pretty much tell us that president george bush was wrong in his judgement and as you know, if he didnt send in the troops by now we could have been nuked, join the cause guys and remove these idiots, what really annoys me is they are from the UK who are appraently our greatest allies! help the cause guys, get rid of these blasphemers!! thank you.
#2
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#8
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


#9
I am NOT a troll, i urge you to investigate for yourselves, i dont usually kick up a fuss about a band but these guys straight up piss me off. I would not piss on these asswholes if they where on fire.
#11
Quote by Metal0101
I am NOT a troll, i urge you to investigate for yourselves, i dont usually kick up a fuss about a band but these guys straight up piss me off. I would not piss on these asswholes if they where on fire.


cool story bro.
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#12
I dont understand what is going on here? Are you all smoking crack, these guys speak against your PRESIDENT and your RULES.. I dont understand how this is amusing
#13
Shush now, you're a terrible troll.
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#14
Quote by Metal0101
I am NOT a troll, i urge you to investigate for yourselves, i dont usually kick up a fuss about a band but these guys straight up piss me off. I would not piss on these asswholes if they where on fire.

No really, I meant what I said earlier. Nice try, but you're a couple of years late to troll anyone about Iraq.
Accusing a British band of being un-American is technically correct, but hardly relevant to... anything. Sticking up for a president that is largely unpopular retrospectively has some potential power for trolling, but you would've had to word it more carefully than that. I liked the part about nukes though, it made you look all crazy and stuff.

Many good ideas, but the execution was lacking. 5/10
#19



This amuses me.


So does this:


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#21
0/10, nobody believes what you're saying. If you're gonna troll, do it convincingly.
#25
Quote by Metal0101
Do you think im making this up, just check wikipedia you ****ing jerks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_anti-war_songs search betty swallaux, your all idiots, you mock me though im speaking the truth wtf.

There's some good songs on that list. Though, it is limited.


Also, your grammar could use some improvement.
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#26
Quote by Metal0101
I dont understand what is going on here? Are you all smoking crack, these guys speak against your PRESIDENT and your RULES.. I dont understand how this is amusing

He is not my president though
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#27
America, a nation of greed, Chaos is bred from their heads
You need to wake up, and smell the fresh air, It all adds up to truth

America just say no, **** the circle of deceipt
'Cos one of these days, they'l piss the wrong ****er of then theres only deceased.

So here come the yanks, their in their battle tanks, dropping by to kill a few kids
Cos deep beneath the soil, your uncle smells the oil, its made him go and flip his lid
And you know the score, another ****ing war, and the nations they cant fight they'l buy
And they sit and they gloat and they tell you how to vote, whilst the bombers circle the sky


This is a direct copy and paste from they're reverbnation page, these are the kind of lyrics they use
#28
Just looked them up on Facebook because Betty Swallocks sounded like Swallow and a porn name, so I googled it. And their music sucks.

**** these anti-American guys, I hope we nuke all the Britfags just for producing such garbage music. Stop trying to rip off Bring Me The Horizon's style, you'll never be as good as them you bollock lickers.
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#29
I forgot why I keep clicking on this thread. But

I don't care. Lrn2firstamendment
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#30
Quote by Metal0101
America, a nation of greed, Chaos is bred from their heads
You need to wake up, and smell the fresh air, It all adds up to truth

America just say no, **** the circle of deceipt
'Cos one of these days, they'l piss the wrong ****er of then theres only deceased.

So here come the yanks, their in their battle tanks, dropping by to kill a few kids
Cos deep beneath the soil, your uncle smells the oil, its made him go and flip his lid
And you know the score, another ****ing war, and the nations they cant fight they'l buy
And they sit and they gloat and they tell you how to vote, whilst the bombers circle the sky


This is a direct copy and paste from they're reverbnation page, these are the kind of lyrics they use


Music to my ears, bitch. Read 1984.
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#31
Quote by Fat Lard
Just looked them up on Facebook because Betty Swallocks sounded like Swallow and a porn name, so I googled it. And their music sucks.

**** these anti-American guys, I hope we nuke all the Britfags just for producing such garbage music. Stop trying to rip off Bring Me The Horizon's style, you'll never be as good as them you bollock lickers.

Amen brother, **** them, I wouldnt say nuke them all im sure there are some british people that arent against america after all our countries are political brothers! Who are bring me the horizon?