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#1
Hello everyone. this is a thread where you can post lyrics that you thought were something else, bad (but funny) lyrics, or whatever else...

Ill start:

Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix: "'scuse me, while I diss this guy"

Lay Down by Priestess: "And a cupholder!"
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Airline 3P Deluxe
Gibson SG Special w/ SD 59's
Victoria MIJ 60's Electric Guitar
Martin DCX1E
Hughes & Kettner Tubemeister 18
Bunch of Pedals
Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar
#2
Between the Buried and Me

BOOGIE BOARD

WOBSESSION
WOBSESSION
WOBSESSED
WABCESSED



And it's "excuse me while I kiss this guy" plebeian.
Last edited by blake1221 at Dec 17, 2011,
#3
I'm a little man, I'm also evil, also into cats, also in cats.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Every lyric in It's The End Of The World As We Know It by R.E.M other than the chorus lol
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#6
Quote by blake1221

And it's "excuse me while I kiss this guy" plebeian.


I'm quite aware, sir. I've known for years now, though I'm still stumped on Lay Down.

EDIT: Real Lyrics- "excuse me while I kiss the sky"
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Airline 3P Deluxe
Gibson SG Special w/ SD 59's
Victoria MIJ 60's Electric Guitar
Martin DCX1E
Hughes & Kettner Tubemeister 18
Bunch of Pedals
Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar
Last edited by JoeFlips at Dec 17, 2011,
#7
can we post sources? Also hendrix was a legit one off
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





Ibanez ARX 350
Dunlop 535Q
Ibanez TS9
Peavey TransTube Supreme
DRIVE Elite straight 412
#8
Quote by JoeFlips
I'm quite aware, sir. I've known for years now, though I'm still stumped on Lay Down.


No man, it's commonly misheard as "kiss this guy."


The real thing is "kiss the sky."
#10
Quote by JoeFlips
I'm quite aware, sir. I've known for years now, though I'm still stumped on Lay Down.


I don't even understand what part of Lay Down sounds remotely like that.

Quote by L2112Lif
What is this from, I feel like it comes from a Radiohead song...




The chorus from This Ain't A Scene by FOB
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by Trowzaa
I don't even understand what part of Lay Down sounds remotely like that.


The end of the song
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Airline 3P Deluxe
Gibson SG Special w/ SD 59's
Victoria MIJ 60's Electric Guitar
Martin DCX1E
Hughes & Kettner Tubemeister 18
Bunch of Pedals
Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar
#12
Lay down before me,
I know I won't go,
It's not my turn.


There's not a 'cu' sound or a 'h' sound in there.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
Quote by Trowzaa
Lay down before me,
I know I won't go,
It's not my turn.

There's not a 'cu' sound or a 'h' sound in there.

Ah that's better Tangle.
#14
Quote by Duffman123
Ah that's better Tangle.



I just feel mean without it. It adds a jokey feel to the post.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#15
Yellow ledbetter - Pearl Jam... There's a million you can think of
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Airline 3P Deluxe
Gibson SG Special w/ SD 59's
Victoria MIJ 60's Electric Guitar
Martin DCX1E
Hughes & Kettner Tubemeister 18
Bunch of Pedals
Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar
#16
Quote by Trowzaa

I just feel mean without it. It adds a jokey feel to the post.

Fair enough
#17
FROM THE SIMPLE IDEA OF CHEESEBURGERS
Quote by Natrone
I'm a pretty hardcore Christian. I would like to sincerely apologize that you ran into that little fucktard


Quote by mystique facade
dale-banez made a fool of himself..lol



my gear:

oh wait, no one cares
Last edited by dale-banez at Dec 17, 2011,
#19
Between the Buried and Me

BOOGIE BOARD



What's that one from?
Quote by Natrone
I'm a pretty hardcore Christian. I would like to sincerely apologize that you ran into that little fucktard


Quote by mystique facade
dale-banez made a fool of himself..lol



my gear:

oh wait, no one cares
#20
I like juice

Meshuggah - Rational Gaze (at about 1:26)
Bayside - Duality
Aesop Rock - Bazooka Tooth
Horse the Band - The Mechanical Hand
Dillinger Escape Plan - One of Us is the Killer
Common - Be
#22
Quote by dale-banez

What's that one from?


Roboturner

Alternatively:

POKÉMON
Last edited by blake1221 at Dec 17, 2011,
#23
Quote by dale-banez

What's that one from?


decade of statues
periphery/bulb!

gear:
Ibanez RG7321 w/ D-sonic in bridge

Peavey 5150 mk ii & b52 4x12 cab

line 6 podxt for recording

Quote by AsOneIStand
Head and Cab for $130? You don't need a head and cabinet, you need a psychological examination.
#25
"Rotten ****** of death"

From Megadeth - Rust in Peace... Polaris

It's actually "Rotten egg air of death".
NOW PART OF THE

Quote by Robchappers
You are epic my friend ;-)
Quote by RU Experienced?
At this point I'd be more surprised if you found me a Christian children's entertainer that didn't sodomize and eat kids.
#26
Roboturner

Alternatively:

POKÉMON
Haha, I remember it now.

My favorite BTBAM one has to be 3:27 in White Walls:

RESONATE
MUSICAL
JEDI
PRETTY BOY
Quote by Natrone
I'm a pretty hardcore Christian. I would like to sincerely apologize that you ran into that little fucktard


Quote by mystique facade
dale-banez made a fool of himself..lol



my gear:

oh wait, no one cares
#27
btbam - rrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ra ra ra ra aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa raaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i know there are words, i just misunderstand them...
#28
Quote by dale-banez
Haha, I remember it now.

My favorite BTBAM one has to be 3:27 in White Walls:

RESONATE
MUSICAL
JEDI
PRETTY BOY


read this and had to listen to it, now googling the lyrics

**EDIT** Official lyrics:
it's not a
musical
journey
anymore...
Drewster720571

Last edited by Drewste720571 at Dec 17, 2011,
#30
Screaming trees "Nearly lost you": I nearly lost you there while I was jerkin off somewhere.
Nick Cave "Lover man": I'm a yam, I'm a yam, I'm a yam.
Tom Waits "Telephone call from Istanbul": HUBABABABAJAZZA BROKEN GLASS.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#31
Quote by JoeFlips
Yellow ledbetter - Pearl Jam... There's a million you can think of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#32
Jack White seems racist in his songs.

In 7 Nation Army, it sounds like he says "Nigga sweat drips outta every pour"

In Blue Blood Blues, it almost sounds like "Yeah, all the niggas get pissed when I come home"
Derpy Derp Derp Herp Derp
#33
Quote by lockwolf
Jack White seems racist in his songs.

In 7 Nation Army, it sounds like he says "Nigga sweat drips outta every pour"

In Blue Blood Blues, it almost sounds like "Yeah, all the niggas get pissed when I come home"

Drewster720571

#34
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#35
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13

There are actually a ton of those. That's just the best one
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#36
Another Pearl jam one for the thread. In the song "Better man" I always used think that Eddie says "She dreams in color, she dreams in red. Can't find a Vedder man"
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#37
Quote by izbbass
There are actually a ton of those. That's just the best one


Up until I saw that I thought Yellow ledbetter was a sad song. Now I won't be able to hear it without laughing.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#38
Btbam - Prequel to the Sequel

"CUMFAAAART"


the actual word is "comfort"
Quote by Scutchington
I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#39
All this pearl jam talk reminded me of the opening line of even flow

"Freezin', rice seeds sittin' on a pillow made of concrete"
Drewster720571

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