Poll: Well?
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soft.
32 16%
wiry.
92 47%
whatthef*ckamireading?
70 36%
Voters: 194.
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#1
Soft, or wiry? Like, if a cat had alopecia, and you gave it a hair transplant, would it be enjoyable to pet, or would it be like stroking some steel wool?

Poll incoming.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
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#5
They mock me eternally with their shaggy manes
They pillage my sanity when I shave against the grain
I wish they would leave my groin-region free of itch
I hate thee, pubic-mats of all strains and varieties

Cauliflower.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#8
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']When I let them grow a bit, they get softer around my vajayjay.


+200 profile views :p
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#13
Wiry. Why the **** would you want to know this?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#14
I shave mine off and hot glue brillo pads down there.

MANLINESS
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#16
Quote by maggot9779

Does anybody have the one where their faces are swapped?
#17
Quote by whoomit
I don't need to tell you


Quote by JamSessionFreak
Wiry. Why the **** would you want to know this?
The Pit seemed a bit quiet, and I was randomly wondering it.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#18
trololo, a naked chick in the UG ad above the poll.
I think that's funny.

Very approprate for the site I must say.
Last edited by JB95 at Dec 18, 2011,
#21
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Does anybody have the one where their faces are swapped?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#24
Quote by TheBurningFish
I shave mine off and hot glue brillo pads down there.

MANLINESS



Wiry
#25
Quote by TheBurningFish
I shave mine off and hot glue brillo pads down there.

MANLINESS


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Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#26
Quote by Banjocal


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I lost that pipe like 6 months ago... I need to replace it...

Anyway, it's more like this:
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#27
A lot of people seem to be shaving their pubes.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
Quote by JamSessionFreak
A lot of people seem to be shaving their pubes.

I've never bothered with that. If I'm with a girl then I'll offer ('cause I'm a nice guy ) but I just get told they're fine as they are
Last edited by whoomit at Dec 18, 2011,
#32
Let me just say this: the cat wouldn't have hair.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#35
Quote by Wisthekiller
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Lol'd.


Quote by LostLegion
Sure I have a picture of my pubes on my profile
Liar.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#37
Quote by Wisthekiller
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?


Quote by LostLegion
Sure I have a picture of my pubes on my profile

I am dissapoint

Edit:
Quote by Banjocal
Lol'd.

Liar.

WTF?! We pretty much said the same thing
Last edited by whoomit at Dec 18, 2011,
#38
Quote by entity0009
I actually have porcupine quills.

Is that why it felt like something was poking me when we hugged?
#39
Quote by guitarxo
I actually am a cat with alopecia who needs a hair transplant right meow.
Not sure how to react...

Quote by whoomit
WTF?! We pretty much said the same thing
We even share our name. It's a match made in heaven, I tell ya.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
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