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#1
So my lip feels weird and my eyes hurt. Something like by my neck/jaw is swollen. Last night I puked after eating some chinese food, now I'm not sure if the chinese food had any relation to me puking. Any ideas to what's wrong? I'd rather not go to a doctor.

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#4
Well you can either wait a while and see what happens or go to a doctor. Asking the pit on medical advice is not one of your options.
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#5
any drugs?
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Thought this could be it.
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#8
Sounds like glandular fever or something, if your neck and jaw feel sore like that it's probably lymphatic system related. But you should see a doctor.
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#11
you should see a doctor in case this is some deadly shit or something
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#12
Ever eat Chinese before? Could be allergic. Ever eat at that place before? Could be allergic to something in particular. Could be food poisoning. Could be gonoherpesyphilaids.

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#13
Could be lupus.
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#15
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Ever eat Chinese before? Could be allergic. Ever eat at that place before? Could be allergic to something in particular. Could be food poisoning. Could be gonoherpesyphilaids.

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I've eaten chinese before and eaten from there before. I puked last night though. SO could it still be food poisoning?
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#16
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I've eaten chinese before and eaten from there before. I puked last night though. SO could it still be food poisoning?

Yep, could have just been undercooked. The symptoms of food poisoning eventually escalate to pancreatic cancer and your jaw falling off. But, early detection and treatment can help this, so, get to your local doctor.

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I've eaten chinese before and eaten from there before. I puked last night though. SO could it still be food poisoning?


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#18
I'd give it another day. If it stays tingly or gets worse definitely see a doctor. If it subsides then there's no need to worry, but maybe stay away from that place's Chinese food for awhile.
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#20
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#21
try pouring a bucket of sand in your mouth...

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I'd give it another day. If it stays tingly or gets worse definitely see a doctor. If it subsides then there's no need to worry, but maybe stay away from that place's Chinese food for awhile.


probably this. but you should know better than to ask the pit for medical advice. they'll probably be of no help, and it's against the rules.
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#22
food poisoning or

you could be allergic. you can develop allergies to something by the way even if you weren't allergic to something for years.

was there any seafood in your meal?


also...see a doctor
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#24
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food poisoning or

you could be allergic. you can develop allergies to something by the way even if you weren't allergic to something for years.

was there any seafood in your meal?


also...see a doctor


No seafood, just sesame chicken.
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#25
A friend of mine had this, he had to get his lip amputated and his dick migrated to his armpit.


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#30
Monosodium glutamate? Chinese food is chockers with it.
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#31
Just started giving beejs, eh?

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#33
You've got a case of "idiot." Go to the doctor and get a toxicology report done. The pit is not a doctor, and this is coming from an EMT.
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#36
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So my lip feels weird and my eyes hurt. Something like by my neck/jaw is swollen. Last night I puked after eating some chinese food, now I'm not sure if the chinese food had any relation to me puking. Any ideas to what's wrong? I'd rather not go to a doctor.

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#37
Monosodium glutamate
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#38
Sounds like an allergic reaction. You were probably experiencing anaphylaxis.

The same thing happens to me when I eat chicken or eggs or any of the other assorted foods I'm allergic to. Usually the first thing I notice is tingling and swollen lips.
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#39
I'm gonna let these guys tell you
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#40
could be diabetes or septicemia
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