Poll: you ever fake being the 'bad boy' in order to get laid?
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View poll results: you ever fake being the 'bad boy' in order to get laid?
I've done it before..can't say it was my proudest moment but mission accomplished :haha:
7 4%
If you fake anything about you just to get laid you're f*cking lame and i feel sorry for you :bonk:
30 19%
More or less, I treat some girls like shit because they like it..nice guys finish last :p:
20 13%
I don't have to pretend to be a bad guy, its just my nature :shrug:
11 7%
Why do girls go for douchebags anyway? I never understood that...:confused:
39 25%
What if you had to fight in front of her OP? you woulda got f*cked up! :vhan:
8 5%
Not all women go for bad boys, only skanks do :daisy:
28 18%
You've inspired me OP! I'm gonna do the same thing and see if it gets me laid :idea:
15 9%
Voters: 158.
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#1
back in like the 10th grade I remember being curled up with this girl on a couch and I look at my hands which are all cut up and bandaged (probably from gardening or some shit, who knows ) and the girl is like 'omg what happened to your hands?!' and for a joke I say '..got into a fight'. she inquires why and I respond in a deadpan manner 'can't help it, when people talk shit i have to **** them up..'

I didn't expect her to take it seriously but she actually fell for that bullshit. she caressed my hands and told me she liked bad guys. what a strange world
Last edited by killjoy_bentley at Dec 19, 2011,
#2
Should have beaten the **** outta dat bitch. Make her crazy for you.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#9
Kids these days..
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#12
Nope I'm the guy who can't be an asshole and then ends up filling the role of gay friend even though I'm straight.
#13
I once punched a baby in the face to get a girl in bed.
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
On Topic I Don't Act Like A Badass To Get Girls As You'll Be Found Out Eventually And All Good Relationships Are Based On Trust.


Who said anything about a relationship?
Relationships are 4 foolz....

..

.. I am so lonely.
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#15
I just can't resist answering No for this poll. That'd be sooo wrong on so many levels!
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#17
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On Topic I Don't Act Like A Badass To Get Girls As You'll Be Found Out Eventually And All Good Relationships Are Based On Trust.
The man is clearly just looking for sexy time.
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#19
I have a tiny mark by my elbow where my friend stabbed me with a pen.

I get laid at an almost constant rate.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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#21
Oh yeah, I have this awesome scar on my pinky where someone stabbed me with a pencil and the graphite got stuck. If you haven't seen it, you haven't lived.
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#22
Quote by guitarxo
Oh yeah, I have this awesome scar on my pinky where someone stabbed me with a pencil and the graphite got stuck. If you haven't seen it, you haven't lived.

Oh my God, I have like TWO pinky scars
#23
Quote by guitarxo
Oh yeah, I have this awesome scar on my pinky where someone stabbed me with a pencil and the graphite got stuck. If you haven't seen it, you haven't lived.

I got the same in my right palm. Calm down ladies, one at a time...
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#26
No, but I faked it while getting laid with a bad boy from some order.
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#28
Here's my impression of the poll options:

No one will read my stupid opinion, they're just distracted by this emoticon nobody uses
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#29
Only if I'm drunk during the first impression. Wouldn't say "bad boy" though, but if the situation calls for it, that's the situation!
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#30
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Nope I'm the guy who can't be an asshole and then ends up filling the role of gay friend even though I'm straight.


I like you. Y'know why? Cause I completely ****ing understand how that feels. TRUST ME.
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#31
Not necessarily but when meeting a hot girl who didn't know me for the first time amongst a group of friends i attempted to pull off a more Don Draper-esque persona. Unfortunately i didn't get any alone time with her but strangely enough she seemed fond of me. While i'm not so naive/full of myself that i think she was wetting herself in my presence, i was picking up the feeling that had i tried anything, i probably would have succeeded.

I have an urge to try it again the next time i meet a hot girl who has no previous knowledge of me. The idea that i could have deluded this girl into thinking i'm attractive on some level is mind-boggling.
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#33
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Also, this was my first thought haha :P Love the IT Crowd!
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#34
I got a scar on my forehead from crashing a motorbike when I was young, dumb and full of cum

Too bad there were no ladies watching

FML
#35
Quote by Megadethfan245
Nope I'm the guy who can't be an asshole and then ends up filling the role of gay friend even though I'm straight.


mmhm
#36
Didn't have to fake it, I am blak metals rebel!
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#38
When I picture somebody in the Pit trying to look tough I picture a fat nerd wearing a leather jacket and aviators.

Whenever I picture somebody in the Pit it's based on a fat nerd.
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#39
Quote by element4433
When I picture somebody in the Pit trying to look tough I picture a fat nerd wearing a leather jacket and aviators.

Whenever I picture somebody in the Pit it's based on a fat nerd.


I'm anything but fat
#40
Quote by element4433
Whenever I picture somebody in the Pit it's based on a fat nerd.

Guilty as charged.
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