#4
she's great, thanks for asking
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#5
She's suffering no more.
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#8
You should know better than me, mate.
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#9
I think you should be more concerned with your own mother.
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#10
Which reminds me, you're going to have to tell her I can't make it tonight. I was going to go over yesterday too, but then I kind of just moved on with the rest of my life.
#15
Upset because you took her out for a seafood dinner and never called her back.
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