#9
I would much soon find myself distracted by your avatar Izzy.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#10
This just in: Heath Ledger's dead

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#13
For those saying it doesn't work, update your damn browser/stop using IE.

http://digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/18/9541668-google-let-it-snow-easter-egg-brings-on-winter
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....