#1
So I went on omegle and asked for an Idea for a song/poem.

The guy said I am a Vegetable.

I am a vegetable.
I am a tree.
I am neither cauliflower, nor carrot.
I AM BROCCOLI

I rise,
Majestically from the table.
Looming, like the eye of sauron,
Over the pathetic, dry, chop.

NO GRAVY CAN SAVE YOU NOW!

No gravy...

It is too late,
Cooked you were, for far too long.
Oh if only the chef had paid,
Less attention to me,
The majestic Broccoli.


C4C and all that shit.
#4
Quote by Vermillionpart2
I like it completely as is. The only thing I don't understand is the last bit. What was overcooked? The broccoli or the chop?



the chop.


the chef payed too much attention to the broccoli.
#6
I think you should call it "I am Pizza".
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#7
I quite like it but this could be better:
Quote by Nofootcanman

I rise,
Majestically from the table.

I suggest something like this:
Quote by Nofootcanman

I rice,
Majestically from the table.
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#8
I love this. It totally made me lawl. I love that it's just a poem... It's nothing special but it's amazing at the same time. I love how it's just what it is, take it at face value and it's great. Look at it deeper and try to find a "hidden message" and it's great. It's just great.
#9
For some reason I read it in Lou Reeds voice. The lyrics reminded me of Lulu for some reason.
#10
Quote by phayzze
For some reason I read it in Lou Reeds voice. The lyrics reminded me of Lulu for some reason.

Do the words I AM THE TABLE sound familiar?

Nice song man. I wish the second stanza rhymed more though. Still good job
#11
i like the thing about the eye of sauron. someone's been watching repeats of Lord of the Rings, huh? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
#13
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i like the thing about the eye of sauron. someone's been watching repeats of Lord of the Rings, huh? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I dont like lord of the rings either XD
#14
Inspired.
not going viral


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#15
actually, i just watched a whole marathon yesterday... I LOVE IT FOOOLZ


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