Poll: Greatest NJ resident ever?
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Shaq
5 18%
Walt Whitman
8 29%
The Statue of Liberty
15 54%
Voters: 28.
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#1
If ****ing Texas can have a thread, New Jersey can. I've met many users from this state, and we need a place to congregate. So to celebrate the bennys and guidos going home for the winter, here's a new thread!

Even if you've just passed through, share your experiences (unless it was just a connecting flight through Newark, don't bother then.)

So what's going on in your neck of the woods? This just happened in my town. Gotta love the shore!

EDIT -


Last edited by genghisgandhi at Dec 19, 2011,
#4
New Jersey is awesome and I take pride saying I'm from here. It's weird. We hate living here, but we love how we're from here.

I like how New Jersey looks like California, only smaller and backwards.

And New Yorkers, THE STATUE IS OURS
Last edited by Twist of fate at Dec 19, 2011,
#6
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#8
Ew @ you and your outlet malls.
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#12
I've always wanted to visit New Jersey. Seriously.
you're a stone fox
#13
Sad black people and misguided tourists is the only nice section of NJ.


Camden makes Detroit, hell Mogadishu, look like Disney World.
#14
Quote by daytripper75
Sad black people and misguided tourists is the only nice section of NJ.


Camden makes Detroit, hell Mogadishu, look like Disney World.


I figured anywhere with Jaime Pressly would be nice?
you're a stone fox
#15
Quote by Jon777
Cali > New Jersey




But seriously, I have nothing against New Jersey, you guys are cool.
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#16
Quote by daytripper75
Camden makes Detroit, hell Mogadishu, look like Disney World.

There's a trade off. Yeah, you get this-


but you also get this-
#17
Quote by Andrea55
But seriously, I have nothing against New Jersey, you guys are cool.


i'm guessing you haven't been there before...
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#18
Quote by genghisgandhi
There's a trade off. Yeah, you get this-


but you also get this-



One building does not make up for the rest of the city looking like the bottom picture. Plus they have practically no police presence these days.
#19
According to the map, I fall under "Springsteen Country".
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#20
Heh... I live pretty much in Alabama.. Epic Win!! Then again I may be a piney... Hard to say...
#21
Quote by daytripper75
One building does not make up for the rest of the city looking like the bottom picture.

Have you been to that aquarium? You can walk under a shark. Under a shark. Do you know what Da Vinci would have given to walk under a shark? A lot.
Quote by daytripper75
Plus they have practically no police presence these days.

Yeah that's the biggest problem. Hopefully when the economy picks up they'll improve.

EDIT - ^^Me too!
#22
I mean maybe all of NJ doesn't suck, but I've never seen a single nice thing between Philly and AC. The AC Expressway is one of the dullest and most depressing rides. The only good part is knowing at the end I'm doing a shitload of gambling, and drinking until I can barely stand up.


EDIT: To be fair, I have a bit of Jersey in my blood. My grandpa was born in Camden and lived there for at least a few years I think.
#23
Woo jersey!
But to be completely fair, i think you can easily divide the state into to parts. Like so:

Would make sense to me
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#26
Quote by iHurricaneGTR
Woo jersey!
But to be completely fair, i think you can easily divide the state into to parts. Like so:
Would make sense to me


that picture was in the OP. how could you have possibly missed it?
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#29
since when does texas have a thread?
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This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#30
Quote by theogonia777
that picture was in the OP. how could you have possibly missed it?

i know.. i edited it in paint.. i got it from the op :
Edit:
Quote by genghisgandhi
Nah we get Camden.

Ya think i want that shit? Hell no. You can have it
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
Last edited by iHurricaneGTR at Dec 19, 2011,
#31
Quote by iHurricaneGTR
i know.. i edited it in paint.. i got it from the op :
Edit:

Ya think i want that shit? Hell no. You can have it

You can walk under sharks!
#32
Quote by genghisgandhi
You can walk under sharks!

True, but I'm still within decent driving distance of the aquarium, so...
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
#33
New Jersey is where I send storm troopers to patrol when I catch them sodomizing each other in the showers. Yeah, it's that bad.
Be bad. Get bitches.
#34
The greatest NJ resident ever is.... me


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#35
jesus, what the hell is that smell?
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#36
PATRICK STICKLES!!!!1!

i have family near where tyson lets those pigeons go. never been there though

actually ive been to wildwood and six flags a long time ago
Last edited by turncoat60% at Dec 19, 2011,
#38
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#39
Quote by genghisgandhi
but you also get this-

Is it just me or does anyone else REALLY want to be there.
I actually love that picture
#40
What's that? Boston rapes NJ? Yeah.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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