Poll: which feels better?
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View poll results: which feels better?
good poo
154 70%
bad orgasm
66 30%
Voters: 220.
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#5
Bad orgasm.

I don't know what it is with you people and enjoying taking a shit. I dread it. Which is odd; as a cockatoo, you'd think that I'd enjoy shitting wherever I want while getting away with it.
#6
I'd take a bad poop over a good orgasm any day.
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Much like a bad orgasm.
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#13
a good poo

i can see this thread going places.
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#14
Good poo. A bad orgasm still uses a bit of energy where as a good poo is usually one that's been held in for a while and dying to get out unleashing incredible relief.

And according to UG's spell check, poo isn't a word
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#16
Nothing like a really early morning poo. I'm talking as the sun rises.
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#17
Good poo.
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#18
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Nothing like a really early morning poo. I'm talking as the sun rises.

But the toilet seat, she's like ice, man.
#19
Most people are saying that a good poo is better...

So, what you're saying is: You'd rather have something rather large, moving out of your ass in a pleasurable way. than having an orgasm(no matter how bad).


I don't know man... i just don't know...
It's over simplified, So what!

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#20
i love how the poll is public as well XD
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#22
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But the toilet seat, she's like ice, man.

You don't have heated toilet seats?

Next you'll tell me you don't have a bidet to pleasantly rinse your ass afterwards either.
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#24
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You don't have heated toilet seats?

Next you'll tell me you don't have a bidet to pleasantly rinse your ass afterwards either.

No, I shit in a hole with a porcelain rim in my backyard and cleanup duty falls on myself, not some magical water fountain of anal cleanliness.
#25
rather get poon than take a huge shit
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#27
Good shit.
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#28
id say good poo cause you can work on an orgasm for like 2 hours and if you dont let it build up the right way, you can ruin it all. then ur just left tired and dirty.

with a good poo at least u can a little bit of pleasure plus u can fap afterwards ( or during) for double pleasure
#29
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id say good poo cause you can work on an orgasm for like 2 hours and if you dont let it build up the right way, you can ruin it all. then ur just left tired and dirty.

with a good poo at least u can a little bit of pleasure plus u can fap afterwards ( or during) for double pleasure


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#32
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I don't get people that enjoy taking a dump. It's not really something that feels pleasurable.

I'd say "relieving" is more accurate.
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#34
what the hell is a bad orgasm? pretty much ANY orgasm is awesome compared to the horror of not having an orgasm
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#35
Good poo.

Mostly because a bad orgasm is anti-climactic. You're expecting a wave of goodness, but then you're like "oh.... that's it?"

But sometimes you go to do a poo not really expecting anything, and then all of a sudden, glorious sensational poo!

#37
A good poo pretty much gives me an orgasm so it's win win
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#39
Blumpkin.


That is all.
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#40
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