#1
Ok, so you're a serial killer.

Describe yourself.

Who do you target? Hookers, murderers, rapists, fat chicks, etc..

Describe your ideal kill location and preferred method of killing.

What do you do to dispose the body?
#2
Who: College Students trying to corrupt my daughter's character

Location: Old Abandoned Factories miles away from witnesses with a handgun because its wieldable in close quarters.

Disposal: Pig Pens
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#3
Cocoa Puffs
In a bowl of milk
Cannibalism
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I think the male ones have dicks, Im not sure though.

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#6
The first two parts of my post are an obscure reference, but I'm curious to see if anyone will get it.
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#7
Target: Fat hooker murderers.
Ideal location: The Roman Colosseum
Method: Pit two fat hooker murderers against one another in a fight to the death (technically I'm not doing the killing, which is an added bonus)
Disposal: Have the fat hooker ingest the corpse of the losing party
#8
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The first two parts of my post are an obscure reference, but I'm curious to see if anyone will get it.

your daughter is Rachel Starr.
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I think the male ones have dicks, Im not sure though.

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ah screw you lol

#9
I think targeting hookers, or any women really, is a bitch move on the part of most serial killers. I'd go after grown men, preferably built and intimidating. And I'd use a sword.
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#10
Fat people, refrigerated truck, knives. Guns for the show, knives for the pro.
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#11
Who? people who shop at Bed, Bath & Beyond

Method? I'd cut their heads off, put their head in their bed and the rest of the body in the bath. The media would call me "The Bed, Bath & Beheader"
#12
Republicans........
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#15
ppl dat tlk lyk dis.

Anywhere, anyhow, in any way convenient
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
women who dare step out of the kitchen. unless it's to clean another room.
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#17
Man i'd pull a Dexter method of killing people, but disposing of them in more of the ice truck killer manner.... As for who id kill, oh man the list goes on....
Dumbass stubborn conservatives, or liberals for that matter, who can't see the other side of things from a logical perspective, id kill anyone who got in my way when im pissed off, id kill some of my stupid ass fake friends.
and most of all i would kill people and steal their drugs, like my friends and their family members so i could steal their pills, oh ya and id kill my heroin dealer so I could have all of his supply.... um ja, das about it mang... oh and Bill O'Reiley
#18
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Liberal, vegetarian feminists.

What's wrong with vegetarians? Feminists are a nice target.
I would not. I can't even jokingly participate in this thread.
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#19
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What's wrong with vegetarians? Feminists are a nice target.
I would not. I can't even jokingly participate in this thread.


What's not wrong with vegetarians?
#21
i would kill body builders with feathers, and i would dispose of their bodies in hot air balloons
#22
Id bring back the Washington sniper, and id leave the bodies full of holes for the coroner.

And then when Jack Thompson blames GTA, id shoot him too
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#23
People with the username: Uziyourillusion
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#24
I'd kill black people. Because they stole my friend's bicycle.

And quasi-intellectual kind of guys who talks about his new idea of life and death on an internet forum after having some weed or some alcohol. Believing he's seen the light and that it's his duty to inform everyone else about his newfound insight and enlightenment only to find out his ideas are utter bullshit or can't be read because of the spastic mind who's puking out all of the retarded ideas.
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#25
Pitmonkeys
In their homes on their computers.
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I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.