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#1
FUCK!

Happy birthday to blake1221, that asshole with the frog avatar that annoys the shit out of you. You've probably seen him in the relationship thread, pretending he knows women, or in the Hardcore forum, dreaming.

Anyways, happy birthday you beautiful Mexican. I got you your country's mascot:

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#2
Happy birthday Blake. I didn't get you jack shit. Fucking grammar nazi.



Happy birthday man.
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#3
Happy birthday! May you have a couple more!

R.I.P. M.C.A.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
Last edited by lushacrous at Dec 20, 2011,
#5
Happy Birthday!

You're Mexican? Well, your present is a Mexicanized "happy birthday".

¡Feliz cumpleaños!

edit: I forgot your piñata.

Last edited by MakinLattes at Dec 20, 2011,
#7
Happy Birthday Blakenmeister! Have a good one!
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#8
you jerkface, i was going to make him a thread.

i was going to get you something, but it's not ready yet.
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#13
You from Mexico?
Happy Birthday, I have family in Mexico.

Here's something I know they don't have in Mexico:

I don't like Marmite but hopefully you do.
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#14
Happy birthday man

I didn't know you were mexican. Guess that explains your temper, amigo.
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#15
Happy birthday! I got you a free, all-expense paid trip to count trees in Serbia!
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#16
Feliz Quinceañera, blake-o.
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#17
Happy birthday!

I got you this.



A CARDINALS WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP!!
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
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His birthday is tomorrow...


TS lives in China. it's tomorrow in China.
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#20
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TS lives in China. it's tomorrow in China.



But Blake lives in the USA (where it matters).
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#21
I got you a sidewinder missile.


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#22
mine too...

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#24
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But Blake lives in the USA (where it matters).


but to be fair, Blake lives in New Mexico, which is like... barely a legitimate part of the US. like, California, Illinois, New York, those are real states. but New Mexico? that's practically in the same category as poser states like Montana, North Dakota, and Wyoming.
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#26
to everyone.

I'll just bump the shit out of this tomorrow.


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Happy birthday man

I didn't know you were mexican. Guess that explains your temper, amigo.


Nah, temper stems from impotence. Well...mexican...so I guess it works.


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Feliz Quinceañera, blake-o.


gracias.

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Happy birthday!

I got you this.


*too much douchebaggery*




#27
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His birthday is tomorrow...


Two threads?


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mine too...



Happy birthday!


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#28
I got you this tight ass





and a scene girl





and a churro for whichever bodily cavity you want to stick it in





happy b-day
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Last edited by bradulator at Dec 20, 2011,
#30
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Aww, I got you a real present this time.

___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#32
I did not know you had a birthday. I thought Mexicans budded off their father's shoulders.

Happy Buddingday!
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#35
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happy birthday asshole


So....much.....love.......it's just bursting out of me....

#36
i got you a better girl. i'm sure you'll love her.

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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