Poll: title
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Gay/lesbian
339 82%
Wanted/got a sex change
232 56%
Different religion (includes atheist)
329 79%
Mental handicap (think down syndrome)
267 64%
Dwarfism
284 68%
Exotic dancer
251 60%
Prostitute
181 44%
Was a bassist
298 72%
Voters: 415.
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#1
Hi, Pit. I'm curious to see if a parent would accept their kid no matter what. And by accept, I mean that you wouldn't feel any shame for them.

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#2
I'd like to say yes, but I sure would be ashamed if my kid was a serial killer, rapist or oakland raiders fan.
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#3
Even if he listened to AC/DC. trolololololololol

Not really.

I hope I'd accept him/her for anything. But AC/DC really are terrible.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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#4
i could never accept a bassist...
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#5
Even if they liked Nickleback.
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#6
Gonna abort if the kid's gonna be a tard. Gay/lez is cool - I would be proud. Anything else is a shaming to the family and will result in exile.
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#7
Top one and bottom one.
I'm not in the mood for petty liberal people pleasing ethics today.
I'd have a very hard time getting my head around my kid being a short, muslim, retarded, transvestite pole dancer who does private room shows in the back, and still loving them.
#8
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Even if he listened to AC/DC. trolololololololol

Not really.

I hope I'd accept him/her for anything. But AC/DC really are terrible.


I agree with this.
#9
I'd abort the kid if it's going to be a boy. Too much potential to be gay. I'd be ok with a gay daughter, but a gay son? Not in my house.
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#10
I would accept it, but I wouldn't necessarily be happy about all of the above.
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#11
Pretty much all of those I think. Really not sure about the mental handicap one though, I know it sounds terrible, but I've had my fill of dealing with mental conditions already, dunno how I could stand seeing my kid with it as well.
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#12
My surname is kane so if i have a daughter I will call her Candy and I will force her to become a pornstar or stripper, so yes i couldnt care less what my kids become as long as its not a rapist or murderer etc.
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#13
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I'd abort the kid if it's going to be a boy. Too much potential to be gay. I'd be ok with a gay daughter, but a gay son? Not in my house.


Hot lesbians are god's lesbians!
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#15
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And as a father how would you handle a hot lesbian daughter?
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#16
I wouldn't accept them to beleive in any dogma; Islam, christianity, jewish thingy, etc. They can hold any belief they like, but not follow blindly a stupid dogma.
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#17
If they played a BC Rich IDK if I could take it....
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#18
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And as a father how would you handle a hot lesbian daughter?



I'd probably keep my publications web-based. Print is too much work.
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#19
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Top one and bottom one.
I'm not in the mood for petty liberal people pleasing ethics today.
I'd have a very hard time getting my head around my kid being a short, muslim, retarded, transvestite pole dancer who does private room shows in the back, and still loving them.


Do you really want this conversation to be a distinct possibility?

Fellow Little League dad: "My kid started learning guitar. He can play Stairway to Heaven!"
You: "Cool. My kid plays too. He's got slap down, and he's only 10!"
Fellow Little League dad: "lol ur son plays bass. What a faggot"
You: ""
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#20
I chose every single one bar if they were a bassist. That shit's just nasty.
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#21


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#23
I would be ok with birth defects, but choices like being gay (big news, it's always been a choice!), stripping, all of that, I would not tolerate it one bit. The only choice on that list that I'm happy with is the bassist one, all the rest are intolerable for me. I can't really force them to any of those choices, but I wouldn't support them one bit.
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#24
Everything except Stripper/Prostitute...but Drummer would be pushing it way too far.
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#26
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And as a father how would you handle a hot lesbian daughter?


With both hands
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#27
Quote by wyldething
I'd abort the kid if it's going to be a boy. Too much potential to be gay. I'd be ok with a gay daughter, but a gay son? Not in my house.


You gonna be ok with the thought of a dude plowing your daughter? How about a black dude? Named Tray-bon?
#28
I'd accept them no matter what, but I sure as hell wouldn't like them over a lot of those choices.


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I would be ok with birth defects, but choices like being gay (big news, it's always been a choice!), stripping, all of that, I would not tolerate it one bit. The only choice on that list that I'm happy with is the bassist one, all the rest are intolerable for me. I can't really force them to any of those choices, but I wouldn't support them one bit.



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#29
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You gonna be ok with the thought of a dude plowing your daughter? How about a black dude? Named Tray-bon?

A dude named Trés bonne? How could I not approve of it?
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#30
With bands like the Black Keys and White Stripes, at least we know that society has been becoming more aware of the nasty 4.
#31
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Even if he listened to AC/DC. trolololololololol

Not really.

I hope I'd accept him/her for anything. But AC/DC really are terrible.

The guy sitting next to me on the plane yesterday was wearing a shirt that said, "ADHD" in the style of the AC/DC logo. I don't think I've ever met a sadder creature.
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I would be ok with birth defects, but choices like being gay (big news, it's always been a choice!), stripping, all of that, I would not tolerate it one bit. The only choice on that list that I'm happy with is the bassist one, all the rest are intolerable for me. I can't really force them to any of those choices, but I wouldn't support them one bit.

See kids, this is what bass does to you. It turns you into a cunt
#32
I'd be quite chilled with most of these options ,cept for sex change. That aint gonna happen.
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#33
I probably wouldn't feel shame for any of those (maybe except the sex change option), but if I knew beforehand that my kid is going to have a severe mental handicap, I'd probably (as many others said) consider abortion. It sucks to admit it, but I wouldn't be happy.

I also thought about the dwarf option being a bit of a bummer for me, but then I remembered...





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#34
Quote by guitarmaniac88
I would be ok with birth defects, but choices like being gay (big news, it's always been a choice!), stripping, all of that, I would not tolerate it one bit. The only choice on that list that I'm happy with is the bassist one, all the rest are intolerable for me. I can't really force them to any of those choices, but I wouldn't support them one bit.


Its half your fault the kid would turn out not up to your liking? lulz
#35
All of them. In fact, I will only accept my child if they're a gender-bending, homosexual, mentally handicapped, stripping and sex soliciting, bass-playing, Christian, midget.
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#36
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A dude named Trés bonne? How could I not approve of it?

Sounds like a real great guy.

OT: I'll only tolerate homosexuals, people of other religions, and bassists up to a certain point before I become very disappointed in my kids. Every other choice is unacceptable.
#40
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I would be ok with birth defects, but choices like being gay (big news, it's always been a choice!), stripping, all of that, I would not tolerate it one bit. The only choice on that list that I'm happy with is the bassist one, all the rest are intolerable for me. I can't really force them to any of those choices, but I wouldn't support them one bit.


i'd be able to accept anything except for if they were like this guy. or into crunkcore.
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