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#1
Behind this door is a room with anything you damn well please in it, except bacon.

So what is in this room?
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#4
An online voucher for free bacon from any supermarket and a computer with which to order bacon.

And Jewel Staite.
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The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#5
Another door. But what's behind that one?
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#6
No bacon? Not worth it.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
except bacon? what blasphemy is this?

other than bacon it'd have to be $100,000,000-$500,000,000, for lots and lots o' guitars
#9
Tits.

Big tits, small tits.

As long as it's tits
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#10
Inside there's sand covering the floor. And to the left you see the water coming in, from nowhere. Just like on a beach. And in the middle of the floor, on the sand, there's a door standing in the open. You hear a slight vibration coming from it. You open the door and find...
#11
I don't know I'm thinking way too hard about this. Money.
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#12
Cash. Lots and lots of Cash.
Money can't buy happiness but I don't give a ****.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#13
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Cash. Lots and lots of Cash.
Money can't buy happiness but I don't give a ****.



But it can buy things that make you happy.

So yeah, money.
****ing tonnes of it.
#17
Peace.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#18
Marijuana
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Don't think I've ever been sigged.


I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
#20
A portal gun, companion cube, and some of those long fall boots so I can fall long distances and not get hurt.

Yeah.

Also a gun that can shoot all three types of mobility gel.
#21
The real Star Wars Universe.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#24
The ability to be a competent guitar/bass player or vocalist

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#25
The Doors.
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dale-banez made a fool of himself..lol



my gear:

oh wait, no one cares
#26
The ability's to teleport and to become invisible where ever I want and whenever I want.
#27


La Puerta Del Terror.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#28
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Marijuana


I would be soooooo happy to find that.

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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#29
A kebab and a cool pint of Guinness. Nothing more, nothing else.
...


...
I'm a hungry fellow. >_>


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#32
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I would be soooooo happy to find that.


With my luck it would be 100lbs of Kansas Thunderfuck.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#33
A billion dollars

Whoever said that money can't buy you happiness, was obviously a poor sap.
#34
A **** ton of weed, and all the tools and equipment needed to make bacon, ANd an infinite supply of pigs
Hi, my name is Forrest and i play the Gee-tar

Current Equipment
Vintage V300 acoustic
Squier Bullet Strat
Fender FM 212R Amp
Vintage Les Paul

Next Guitar/Amp
none....... YET
I ALSO PRODUCE CRAPPY MUSIC
Twitter?
#39
Ok I thought a lot about this and....yeah weed and tits is pretty much what I need
#40
The door leads to this room as shown here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn3OfkDgEho

Everything's included except for the guy. He can fuck off.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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