#1
Today is Antis0cials birthday!

Everyone spoil him and get him lots of cool presents.


Sorry for making the thread so late >.>



#3
MANNGGOOOO CAKE


I need the love people, BRING IT ON. And sucking up to me e-daughter would also be nice.
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#10
Quote by Shr3dz0r
Happy Birthday!

I got you this.
*arsegravy of the worst kind*


Are you trying to get me cross?? Look at the post under you and see how it's done.
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

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#12
Quote by Antis0cial
Are you trying to get me cross?? Look at the post under you and see how it's done.



I iz a whiskey newb and its the moat expensive bottle I know about.
#14
Quote by Shr3dz0r


I iz a whiskey newb and its the moat expensive bottle I know about.


You poor thing...

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1247365

Come in here and bath in the wisdom of the whisky-elders. Let your self succumb under the mighty aroma that is Islay single malts.
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E-married to Shyne <3



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#15


It's a stinger missile launcher. It's up to you to find the missile.
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#16
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It's a stinger missile launcher. It's up to you to find the missile.


I already have a stinger, in my pants....

Mature I will never be
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E-married to Shyne <3



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#17
Happy birthday, Glenn. The ginger Geordie c00nt already got you what I was gonna get you, so I settled for something else:



The missile to go with your launcher.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#18
Happy birthday, bro

I got you something every man should have, a humidor with cigars:

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#19
Quote by Kensai
Happy birthday, bro

I got you something every man should have, a humidor with cigars:



Damn that actually looks really nice, haven't had a sigar in ages.
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#22
Warm bottocks, penis, legs and feet.

What more does a man need.
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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#24
Quote by Antis0cial
Damn that actually looks really nice, haven't had a sigar in ages.


Cigars and whiskey, that's the ticket. I'll buy you a cigar some day, Glenn. You're buying the whiskey, though.
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#27
I got you some fine wine, so you can enjoy it with a woman.


There's 6, so...that's 6 different occasions, right? Or 6 different women? Or both?!