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#1
A couple months ago I made a thread asking about your first relationship. Now I'm asking about the time you lost your v-card. How old were you and what was it like? For legal reasons, if you were under the age of consent, please don't talk about it.
#5
Last year, she didn't know I was a virgin so it became incredibly awkward after i blew my load in three minutes. I didn't really care either.
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#7
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It was awful tbh

Aye, same for me. Had a whole array of sexual experiences prior to which topped it.

In retrospect I'm kinda proud of myself for not caring about the act of vaginal intercourse. Y'know, the whole 'virginity is precious' kinda thing. It's not really, especially if you've exchanged a whole lot of oral and mutual masturbation prior to.
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#9
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Last year, she didn't know I was a virgin so it became incredibly awkward after i blew my load in three minutes. I didn't really care either.

#10
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Last year, she didn't know I was a virgin so it became incredibly awkward after i blew my load in three minutes. I didn't really care either.


Should have just said "Right I'm done. Oh sorry, did you want finishing as well?"
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#12
It was very spontanenous and not very good. She was pretty experienced, but veery tight. I managed somehow to enter a little bit, which she apparently liked. A few minutes later she came, but I did not... she tried giving me a handjob but was pretty bad at it, so I had to finish myself.
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#13
I was 16 and it was embarrassingly hilarious as most first times are.
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#14
14, but i count my real loss of V card at 16.

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#15
Was 17, some girl I picked up at a gig in the bathroom of a hotel I was staying at.

Feels bad man, but it's not like I have any relationships....plus I lasted for like 2 hours or something. So I must have seemed pro.
#16
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I was 18, I couldn't get it up and ended up spaffing all over my own face.

I'd almost rather have stayed a virgin


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#17
I'm a "technical virgin" or w/e (forever alone as far as penetration goes, don'tcha know), but my first experience with fellation was more awkward and uncomfortable than not. So, eh. ¯\_(ツ_/¯
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I couldn't come my first time and we went for literally hours.


I bet she was surprised. Did you tell her right after you were a virgin before putting your sunglasses on and lighting a cigarette?
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I bet she was surprised. Did you tell her right after you were a virgin before putting your sunglasses on lighting a cigarette?
Nope; didn't say anything. I pretended I finished and then we both had a cigarette.

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#21
I was 16 and it was awesome
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#22
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Little known fact: Jizzing in your own face during sex is called a "nate."

#23
I was 16.
It was quite odd because I finished about 5 minutes in, (teh n00bzorz) but I stayed hard for 3 hours after that and kept going (but I could cum again )

It was awesome, looking back at it now.


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#24
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It was very spontanenous and not very good. She was pretty experienced, but veery tight. I managed somehow to enter a little bit, which she apparently liked. A few minutes later she came, but I did not... she tried giving me a handjob but was pretty bad at it, so I had to finish myself.

You had to finish yourself too?
I have to finish myself all the time.


Because I masturbate due to lack of sex... no sex.
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#25
I don't get how virgins finish so quickly. Wouldn't you be so nervous that you could barely even feel anything?
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#27
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I don't get how virgins finish so quickly. Wouldn't you be so nervous that you could barely even feel anything?


The way I remember it, the nervousness made me not confident, which made me finish quicker tbh.


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#28
lol dam i'm jealous of that kid who busted in 3 mins, my first time wasawesome till i found out it wasn't as great as i thought it was. i as 16 and i met a senior that thursday we went to a sheesha bar... and she paid lol that's a first. Then the next night she took me too her house and we did it for 2 hours to shwayze i couldn't cum but she did which at the time i thought was awesome but in retrospect not really that impressive. That may sound awesome considering she never asked to make it a relationship but theat night i went to a to my older friends house whom had all already graduated from my school and it turns out they all banged her too... not cool
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#29
i was 18. freshman year of college. i was pretty awful. lasted about 30 seconds at most. she wasn't aware i was a virgin. after i was finished and rolled over blushing and silent she was like, "can i ask you a question?"

to which i responded, "don't bother. the answer is 'yes'." allegedly, i was so embarrassed my ears turned red.
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#30
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The way I remember it, the nervousness made me not confident, which made me finish quicker tbh.


Even still, couldn't you do other things while you reload? Just because you finished once doesn't mean it's over.

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i was 18. freshman year of college. i was pretty awful. lasted about 30 seconds at most. she wasn't aware i was a virgin. after i was finished and rolled over blushing and silent she was like, "can i ask you a question?"

to which i responded, "don't bother. the answer is 'yes'." allegedly, i was so embarrassed my ears turned red.


Was foreplay involved? I wonder if finishing too fast has anything to do with being circumcised or not. Supposedly circumcised guys don't feel too much and can go longer. I swear when and if it comes time to hand in my v-card, I'm gonna act like it's December 21st, 2012 on her.
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#32
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Even still, couldn't you do other things while you reload? Just because you finished once doesn't mean it's over.

This is true; however most people dont realize this their first time.


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This is true; however most people dont realize this their first time.


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Originally Posted by MiserySignals11

Even still, couldn't you do other things while you reload? Just because you finished once doesn't mean it's over.

This is true; however most people dont realize this their first time.
hahah you should tell that to my buddies girlfirend;
the first time they did it she finished then got off hima nd told him that she was leaving but she'd stay while he finished up in the bathroom hahahaha
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Originally Posted by MiserySignals11

Even still, couldn't you do other things while you reload? Just because you finished once doesn't mean it's over.

This is true; however most people dont realize this their first time.
hahah you should tell that to my buddies girlfirend;
the first time they did it she finished then got off hima nd told him that she was leaving but she'd stay while he finished up in the bathroom hahahaha
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#36
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i was 18. freshman year of college. i was pretty awful. lasted about 30 seconds at most. she wasn't aware i was a virgin. after i was finished and rolled over blushing and silent she was like, "can i ask you a question?"

to which i responded, "don't bother. the answer is 'yes'." allegedly, i was so embarrassed my ears turned red.



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#38
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If I REALLY thought the girl was something, I wouldn't stop till my unit fell off. Then, once I got it sewed back on, I'd get back to business.


lol i told him he should have just switched positions so he was ontop and she couldn't leav... but according to some people thats "rape", pfffft i perfere to call it justice
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#39
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lol i told him he should have just switched positions so he was ontop and she couldn't leav... but according to some people thats "rape", pfffft i perfere to call it justice


You mean missionary position? Not related, but I sometimes wonder, what do you do halfway through when you gotta take a piss? Does that end it or do you just take an intermission? N00b question I suppose, but people don't ask these things.
#40
it basically just hurt.

and we were listening to Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance album. I think it got going on Paper Tigers.