#1
Google maps, directions from the shire to mordor walking. Do it nao.
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#3
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Fine.
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#6
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I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

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#7
I lold
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#10
I thoroughly enjoyed that. Thank you you wonderful 11er, maybe the future isn't so bleak after all.
#11
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We had a discussion on like last week.

Twas funny then.
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#12
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Twas funny then.


Not so much now though.
you're a stone fox
#13
For the lazy.

I'm not very good at this being funny business...

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#14
^^^no option for public transit or bicycling on your google maps? no wonder fossil fuels are burning up like *****s in salem.
#15
There's a reason I didn't post that picture. It is significantly funnier when you do it yourself.
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Fact is nobody has ever proven smoking to cause cancer.
#16



This is amazing.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#17
I didn't know that Mordor was just north of Chicago. Where the **** did they shoot that movie anyhow? It sure as hell wasn't in Illinois.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#18
Quote by AgainstYou
There's a reason I didn't post that picture. It is significantly funnier when you do it yourself.

Not if you're stupid like me and didn't understand what was going on.
#20
Quote by hriday_hazarika
But guise, LOTR sucks.

But walking trees is so interesting
#21
All I got was:

Walking directions are in beta.
Use caution – This route may be missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths.