#1
Today about an hour ago I was waiting for the bus home from town with my grandma, as we had just went to pick up a guitar case I had bought but it wasn't in the store until today.

So some old bald guy with really popping out (you know what I mean) eyes, yellow teeth and a big bushy beard who looked like the ****ing lovechild of Peter Sutcliffe and Boo Radley, came over and made the general 'New guitar?' and 'You better keep it clean' comments, then he said 'don't look at your mum it's your job' and she said 'Oh, I'm not his mam, I'm his grandma' and he was like 'there's no way you're a gran'. By this point I was kind of creeped out but he kept saying more stuff like that, complimenting her.

Now this creepy Boo Radley-Sutcliffe guy was rambling on to me about how more often than not a compliment can get you away with murder and other possibly slightly drunken ramblings (did I mention he smelled viciously of alcohol?) and out of nowhere he came out with 'can I interest you in a meal?' when it was pretty obvious that because she had a grandson she was already taken and wouldn't be interested in him, and he was just being a persistent old ****

He even got on the same bus as us and got off at our stop, I mean WTF?! Thankfully he made no more attempts at hitting on my grandma, but really?

I'm still not sure about this, maybe he was just being nice in a weird, socially awkward and creepy way but I genuinely think some pervy old man was hitting on my grandma. I was most creeped out because he was going on like one of them obsessive weirdos you see in a Take A Break magazine that stalks people.

And just so this thread isn't completely pointless, feel free to share any similar experiences

TL;DR: some alcoholic asshole hit on my grandma
Last edited by TheRampantWhale at Dec 21, 2011,
#2
Ok, maybe I was a lil buzzed then, but that does not mean you can call me an alcoholic.
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It wasn't me.
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when it was pretty obvious that because she had a grandson she was already taken and wouldn't be interested in him


Yeah, cause nothing ever changes.
#6
Listen, I didn't believe in true love until I saw your grandmother.
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#8
She's probably the retirement home slut and he'd heard all the stories and wanted to jump onboard.
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She's probably the retirement home slut and he'd heard all the stories and wanted to jump onboard.

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Old drunks are like that i'm afraid. Once they start talking to you they think you're their best friend.
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She's probably the retirement home slut and he'd heard all the stories and wanted to jump onboard.
Damn it, my grandma's not in a home!

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I didn't think about that tbh.

Also, I don't want the image of people ****ing my grandma in my head please. Thanks.
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#13
My grandad is in Newcastle, and has been for most of the day.

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It wasn't me.

Oh, right. And I didn't urinate on the kid's playground last week.


Be happy, most grannies aren't very likely to get some. You'll understand that in half a century.
#15
Well my ex's grandma used to hit on me, I think that would be wayyy more awkward.
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Damn it, my grandma's not in a home! .

She doesn't have to live there, she just has to visit.
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#18
reminds me of that old guy who asked me at 3 am if i wanted to go see some porn at his place
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reminds me of that old guy who asked me at 3 am if i wanted to go see some porn at his place

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reminds me of that old guy who asked me at 3 am if i wanted to go see some porn at his place
That reminded me of episode 3 of the US version of Wilfred.
#22
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That reminded me of episode 3 of the US version of Wilfred.

I thought the exact same thing
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#23
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when it was pretty obvious that because she had a grandson she was already taken and wouldn't be interested in him, and he was just being a persistent old ****

That's not obvious at all. Given the details, he could have been perfectly reasonable in what he was doing.
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That's not obvious at all. Given the details, he could have been perfectly reasonable in what he was doing.

When I saw you had posted here I already knew that's exactly what you were going to post.
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That's not obvious at all. Given the details, he could have been perfectly reasonable in what he was doing.

Absolutely. Lots of old ladies take their grandkids out to use the "cute" factor to help them get laid.
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#28
so she's a GILF?


how old are you though? you seem like your emotionally scarred by this or some shit
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Old drunks are like that i'm afraid. Once they start talking to you they think you're their best friend.

How do we know he was a drunk?

And, TS, is your Grandmother married? If not, as long as she doesn't take any offense at things like that...why does it bother you?
#34
Sorry, I thought she was 18.
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#35
Dude, your grandma is pretty sexy. Not as sexy as Trowzaa's, but still sexy nonetheless.
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#36
So what if an old guy hit on your grandma? It'd be more bizarre if some 20 year old guy hit on your grandma.
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Just means your grandma is still a hottie.
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It wasn't me.

Lol jackal knows what would happen if he didn't say that.
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