#6
i did that once, it was a bad move, i don't recommend it
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#8
First he said it's good, next he'll say you need to buy vaseline to be able to do it


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#9
where are you using the toothbrush?
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#11
Apparently some kid from my school did that :L

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#12
A big black dick up the arse feels good too.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
I hear it's quite the experience.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
Da fuq?
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#15
Eff that noise. Eventually someone would start asking why I had two toothbrushes and I'd have to go through the awkward process of explaining. With a vibrator, it is what it is, so everyone knows better than to start asking questions.
#16
Quote by padgea7x
A big black dick up the arse feels good too.


Your avatar looks like Anderson got just that.
#17
Quote by Soccerguy
Your avatar looks like Anderson got just that.

The shocked expression on his face implies it was his own dick that went up his arse.


They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
uhhh.......
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

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