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#2
My advice is take as many bribes as you can and make a run for the border. Worked for me
#3
No, but I have been found guilty by a jury multiple times. Does that count?
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#4
nope.

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No, but I have been found guilty by a jury multiple times. Does that count?


it's illegal to be so painfully unfunny in The Netherlands?
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#5
I was called in front of the court once..

But I bailed.
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#6
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nope.


it's illegal to be so painfully unfunny in The Netherlands?

is he dutch ?
#7
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is he dutch ?


unless he's lying, then yes. but i don't see why anyone would lie about being Dutch.

EDIT: unless they were were Dutch, but they lied and said that they weren't, of course.
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#8
Yep. I had to go sit in a lobby at the courthouse watching Nicolas Cage movies for three hours before they said "lolnevermind you can go home".
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#9
I have managed to dodge it a few times because I dont want to do it.
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is he dutch ?



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Yep. I had to go sit in a lobby at the courthouse watching Nicolas Cage movies for three hours before they said "lolnevermind you can go home".


that's just awful. i would have been so pissed if that happened to me. plus the "waiting around only to not have to actually do jury duty" aspect would have sucked too.
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#12
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unless he's lying, then yes. but i don't see why anyone would lie about being Dutch.

EDIT: unless they were were Dutch, but they lied and said that they weren't, of course.


They don't have juries in the Netherlands according to Wikipedia.
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#14
I think it'd be fun to sit on a jury at the courthouse. So far I've only ever been when people I know are on trial.
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#15
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is he dutch ?


He, she, chinese, black, Dutch, white, eskimo etc. What does it matter?
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#16
Never done it, hope that I never have to.
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#17
Yes, last month i was. Got out of it because im a student though ::
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#18
Yes. Once.


I think it was in 2006 or 2007. I forget. I was there for about 3 hours before they dismissed me. It was going to be for a murder trial. I had university finals in a few weeks and told them that. They let me leave.
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Yes. Once.


I think it was in 2006 or 2007. I forget. I was there for about 3 hours before they dismissed me. It was going to be for a murder trial. I had university finals in a few weeks and told them that. They let me leave.

Did they make you watch Nicholas Cage movies too?
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#21
I only thought that was in America. I'm so ignorant
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#22
I did it last November/December.

It was okay. Didn't do much, just went in early, listened, took notes and then talked about it every so often in the wee room we got. Only lasted a week.

Interesting experience.
#24
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I heard some lady did that and the judge knew she was just trying to get out of it. He made her do jury duty like every other day for a month or something like that.
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#25
I wanna pull jury duty on Judge Judy.
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I saw something like that in Thailand once...
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#27
Never done it, but I don't think they call up people who are in college.
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#28
I got a summons two months ago, and I wrote up and sent in a huge thing talking about how I don't even live in that town because I go to college and I had an important exam the next day (both true), called back in a week which they told me to do, they told me they'd reply within a few days, a week later I called back again because they didn't reply and they were all nonchalantly like "oh yeah whatever I'll cross you off the list and you don't have to serve". Everything strangely worked out
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#29
I want to go to a Jury and show up with a bunch of 'intelligent' books and see what happens.
Lawyers tend to not like smart jurys from what ive heard .
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#30
Just dress up as Princess Leia and say that you can't be in the jury because you are a hologram.
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I want to go to a Jury and show up with a bunch of 'intelligent' books and see what happens.
Lawyers tend to not like smart jurys from what ive heard .

Yes and no. They don't want a huge variation in jurors. Things such as the general age and background of the jurors can drastically change how they present their case. If the jurors all fall within one demographic, it makes it much much easier for them.

And I don't think a lot of the people saying that they want to serve on a jury really understand what it's really like.
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#32
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Never done it, but I don't think they call up people who are in college.


they do call people in college for jury duty.
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#33
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they do call people in college for jury duty.

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They don't call gay people either...


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#36
The only reason I'd sit on a jury is in a drug case, as jury nullification is legal in the US.
(E.g.: The jury can acquit if they determine the law is stupid.) Obviously, it's highly unlikely that one dissenter can secure an acquittal, but it would at least end with a hung jury.

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#38
I got a letter a year ago saying I may be called to go to do jury duty in the next few days and I should go to some place and do some thing and I thought **** that and ignored it.
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#39
I got a letter but it didn't give me any details. If they need me they're SOL.
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#40
I got called up, but then the case was dropped. **** yeah
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