#1
So I'm back at home for the holidays and my friends and I always have fires in our backyard and just drink and smoke and such. Last night we heard a lot of random noise and strange things from the backyard. My neighborhood is really foresty so it's really hard to see things more than 10 feet away.

This morning my mom told me people in the neighborhood reported having stuff stolen (this has happened a ton in my parent's neighborhood over the past year) out of their cars and Christmas decorations missing and such. So, me and a couple of friends have decided to take it upon ourselves to bring these fools to justice. If anyone has any tips on how to catch these kids get at me, and I'll try to keep you guys updated on the status of these degens.
#2
so wait, you're not actually going to be killing stuff? that's lame.
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#4
So you're going out in your neighborhood to try and make citizen's arrests because people are making noise and taking pieces of your nativity scene?

What exactly are you hoping to accomplish here with zero training in this sort of thing?
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#7
  • Woods
  • Hunting unkown entities
  • Innocent young lads
  • ??????
  • Bring a camera


We got Blairwitch project potential here
#8
You should execute the thieves old-style.
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#9
The police have been called multiple times, they've yet to do anything

People have had things stolen out of their vehicles like GPS's and Ipods. My dad had a pretty expensive set of golf clubs stolen from his car a couple months ago.

I'm hoping to teach some stupid high school kids a lesson.
#10
TS IS the law.



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The police have been called multiple times, they've yet to do anything

People have had things stolen out of their vehicles like GPS's and Ipods. My dad had a pretty expensive set of golf clubs stolen from his car a couple months ago.

I'm hoping to teach some stupid high school kids a lesson.

Poor upper-middle class/rich people.
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#11
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Poor upper-middle class/rich people.



I have a GPS and other things as TS said and im pretty sure i count as lower middle class.
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#12
Quote by Kensai
TS IS the law.




Poor upper-middle class/rich people.

Yes, because stealing is a good thing to do even if they're rich
#14
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I have a GPS and other things as TS said and im pretty sure i count as lower middle class.

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Yes, because stealing is a good thing to do even if they're rich

The bourgeoisie often think of themselves as the poor victims. Put them in the ghetto for one day and they'll quickly realize their world is pretty hassle-free in comparison.
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#15
Quote by Mother Flame
The police have been called multiple times, they've yet to do anything

People have had things stolen out of their vehicles like GPS's and Ipods. My dad had a pretty expensive set of golf clubs stolen from his car a couple months ago.

I'm hoping to teach some stupid high school kids a lesson.

Maybe people will learn not to keep expensive shit in the car and keep it in their house instead.


That being said, it's a shitty thing to do nicking stuff from everyone
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#16
a paintball gun. some mother****er stole my iPod from my car and my friend got his car broken into and all his Christmas presents stolen. these crimes increase around the holidays. hell, five years ago someone waltzed in and took a laptop off the kitchen counter while we were up. just get paintball guns/pellet guns. I'd recommend just staying in one spot where you've got a vantage point (obviously if they're stealing shit they have to come to the cars/houses. stay out of sight. maybe have two guys patrolling? I'd stay in groups of two though. these people usually aren't armed and are just some punk asses. but better to have two in case you get sucker punched or something.
#DTWD
#17
Quote by Kensai
Put them in the ghetto for one day and they'll quickly realize their world is pretty hassle-free in comparison.



As a child I lived in Brooklyn for a while, I tihnk im good.
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#19
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Yes, because stealing is a good thing to do even if they're rich
but... but....


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#20
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whats gonna happen here, is someone is gonna report strange noises, and you guys are gonna get nabbed and have the robberies landed on you.


for robberies committed while he was away at school? I like your sense of irony, but it doesn't make sense.
#DTWD
#22
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hey look at this kid, he uses 20ppp! what a loser!
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#25
If you start shooting at someone who is unarmed with a paintball/pellet gun, especially if they're not on your property, you're going to have a few charges yourself.
#27
So we didn't end up going out till about 3am. We drove around the neighborhood with a spotlight and a baseball bat and found multiple houses in one half of our neighborhood with knocked over reindeer and other Xmas lawn ornaments messed with. We have an idea of who the culprits are and are going to get an earlier start tomorrow night.
#28
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I used to be a burglar once, but then I took a paintball to the knee.


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#29
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I used to be a burglar once, but then I took a paintball to the knee.




Waiting for someone to say this.
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#30
Best way to go hunting is to first shoot them in the knee while you chase them in the direction of your home/car. You want your humans to be boiled alive, that gives you the most tender meat.
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#31
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So we didn't end up going out till about 3am. We drove around the neighborhood with a spotlight and a baseball bat and found multiple houses in one half of our neighborhood with knocked over reindeer and other Xmas lawn ornaments messed with. We have an idea of who the culprits are and are going to get an earlier start tomorrow night.

Here, this is for you.


Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#32
I used to be a vigilante like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.
#33
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I used to be a vigilante like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Ever tried mercenary work? Might suit you.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

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Life goes by?
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#35
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you gon' die. Bunch of kids go out into the woods at night, hear strange noises, investigate, it's textbook horror movie script.

With any luck... Yes.
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