#1
Hello

Ever since about a week ago, my girlfriend and I keep giving each other electric shocks whenever we kiss. We don't really know why. My theory is that one or both of us is/are magic.

Other reasons it might be happening could be:
- me shaving with an overcharged electric shaver
- both of us dyeing our hair and getting it all static
- visiting a place which may or may not have been an area of weird electromagnetic activity

Pit, what's wrong with us?
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#2
You're a wizard Harry
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#5
TS wanted to tell world he has girlfriend.

Good job TS.
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#7
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TS wanted to tell world he has girlfriend.

Good job TS.

He wanted to say his gf has magic lips
#8
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TS wanted to tell world he has girlfriend.

Good job TS.


kaptkegan just wanted to let everyone know how aware he is that he doesn't have one. And how he knows what everyone elses ulterior motives are. And things.
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Well done.

Oh it seems that URL's never gonna get wrapped in the image tag properly.
#11
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Oh it seems that URL's never gonna get wrapped in the image tag properly.
Well this is embarrassing. It seems they censored the word fuck, which was in the url
#12
I just thought of the movie WALL-E when I read this.
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Well this is embarrassing. It seems they censored the word fuck, which was in the url

Throw it into tinyurl or find a different source

OT: This has happened to me and my girlfriend before. Though to be fair, we were under a very fuzzy blanket. It left little white lint balls all over my black shirt :/
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#18
Who else thought of an electric blowjob instantly?
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Throw it into tinyurl or find a different source

OT: This has happened to me and my girlfriend before. Though to be fair, we were under a very fuzzy blanket. It left little white lint balls all over my black shirt :/

I find this to be much more interesting.
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