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#1
I think he will be here any second.
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#6
I don't think he's coming..

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You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#10
This thread is Krapp.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#13
It's hard to remember a time when you were funny
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#14


Hope this helps the wait.

And this..

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Dec 23, 2011,
#15
Quote by padgea7x
It's hard to remember a time when you were funny
Definitely. This thread would be better if he decided to Act Without Words.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#17
Oh shit, is that the door?
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#18
Quote by shattamakar


Hope this helps the wait.

Sweet mother of god. The ass accounts for 60% of her body volume.

Meh to the second pic. Get rid of the creepy man-hands and we'll talk.
Last edited by CaptDin at Dec 23, 2011,
#19
Oh never mind, it's just Inspector Goole.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#20
Quote by element4433
Definitely. This thread would be better if he decided to Act Without Words.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#21
Quote by CaptDin
Sweet mother of god. The ass accounts for 60% of her body volume.

Meh to the second pic. Get rid of the creepy man-hands and we'll talk.


You were saying?



Oh and,

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Dec 23, 2011,
#22
We get a thread where we can make literary puns........and it's used as an excuse for posting pictures of barely clothed women.


Your intelligence is showing, Pit.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#23
Quote by element4433
We get a thread where we can make literary puns........and it's used as an excuse for posting pictures of barely clothed women.


Your intelligence is showing, Pit.




Don't hate on the booty.



Oh wait, here...

Behold her, single in the field,
Yon solitary Highland Lass!
Reaping and singing by herself;
Stop here, or gently pass!
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Dec 23, 2011,
#24
Quote by element4433
We get a thread where we can make literary puns........and it's used as an excuse for posting pictures of barely clothed women.


Your intelligence is showing, Pit.

Puns are crap anyway.

Especially literary puns. So can we leave them on the shelves please?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
Quote by padgea7x
Puns are crap anyway.

Especially literary puns. So can we leave them on the shelves please?




Buns> Puns
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Dec 23, 2011,
#26
Quote by shattamakar
:hi:

Buns> Puns

I agree. Just look at these buns.

And I have no funny puns to contribute..
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#27
How do we know if it's him when he arrives?


Quote by padgea7x
It's hard to remember a time when you were funny

Thread isn't supposed to be funny, jerk.
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#28
Quote by Kensai


Thread isn't supposed to be funny, jerk.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
UG is a bunch of Estragons.
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#30
Why? Is he not around?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#31


You call?
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#32
Stop this nonsense, I Beckett of you.
Only play what you hear. If you don't hear anything, don't play anything.

—Chick Corea
#34
Quote by padgea7x

Poe! Right in the kisser!
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#35
I still don't have any good ones, Orwell, there's always another time to try...

>_>

<_<


To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#36
I'm going to sit here and pretend to find this amusing.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#37
Quote by necrosis1193


You call?


ENTERED TO POST THAT

DAMN YOUUU
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#39
Quote by Kensai
Poe! Right in the kisser!


You need to stop these puns now, Orson you'll get a red (Scott) Card.


I'll show myself the door

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I remember Das_Skittles made me rage hard.

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I can't stand Das_Skittles everything he says makes me mad.

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Skittles is the shit you cuntles. Slob on his knob.

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