Poll: if you were to get fired, how would you go out in a blaze of glory?
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View poll results: if you were to get fired, how would you go out in a blaze of glory?
Spit in the food, i don't give a **** :finger:
1 2%
Being caught getting high on the job :rasta:
6 13%
Sexually harass a hot co-worker at the new years eve party; blame the booze after :waldo:
5 11%
Slack off by being the worst employee. do as little work as possible. at least i got paid :shrug:
9 20%
Practice my pop & lock in front of the cameras :dance:
0 0%
'f*ck you..f*ck you..f*ck you, you're cool, and F*CK YOU, I'M OUT!'
13 29%
Only lame ass people like OP get fired, i'm quite happy being employed ;) (..smug bastard)
11 24%
Voters: 45.
#1
I got fired from my first job. It was at Dunkin Donut's. They had an hour of footage of me practicing my break dancing moves in the mirror

I was really into it too, shit was embarrassing when they confronted me
Last edited by killjoy_bentley at Dec 23, 2011,
#2

What?
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#3
I've never been fired, because I've not done stupid shit like that.

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#5
what mirror? in the bathroom? I doubt they have cameras in the bathrooms
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#6
I got fired from my job at a clothes shop.
I kept walking into changing rooms when ladies were trying on clothes and suchlike.

I say fired, I mean thrown out. I didn't work there.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#7
no offense TS, but you could be the worst poll creator ever.
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#8
Well, at least there's one choice in this poll that doesn't have an emoticon.

Other than that, there is nothing good about this thread.
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#9
Your poll options do not go with your poll question. AT ALL.


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Your poll options do not go with your poll question. AT ALL.

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#11
Was this thread just an excuse to test out some of the more esoteric emoticons?
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Was this thread just an excuse to test out some of the more esoteric emoticons?


i doubt it. look at the rest of the polls he's made in his threads. -_-
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#14
Quote by killjoy_bentley
I got fired from my first job. It was at Dunkin Donut's. They had an hour of footage of me practicing my break dancing moves in the mirror

I was really into it too, shit was embarrassing when they confronted me


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#15
The last job I got fired from was in some backpacker hostel, I had a couple warnings for being drunk a lot still in the morning .. one day I was supposed to take over as head housekeeper for the day .. woke up still hammered 2 hours late .. walked over to work (It was the other side of the street) and said 'am I fired? .. yeah .. sweet' .. back to bed.

Turned out to be my favourite day of all time though, after I woke up the 2nd time I got hooked up this job on a cruise boat .. so went out to celebrate that night and ended up having a 3some with 2 German girls .. perfect.
#16
You guys, we should be improving this thread one post at a time. We need to work together!

I'll start.

I've never been fired from a job. I have, however, quit around seven times. I think this most memorable time is when I was working at Starbucks. During the morning rush, I removed my apron and walked up to my manager. I saluted him and said, "Captain, I'm abandoning ship." He nodded in affirmation and I walked out, never looking back.
#17
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I got fired from my job at a clothes shop.
I kept walking into changing rooms when ladies were trying on clothes and suchlike.

I say fired, I mean thrown out. I didn't work there.




Oh God, I've resorted to doing this again
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
If I were getting fired from a job, I wouldn't come in after I knew I was getting fired or let go. I also wouldn't do some childish retaliatory thing to 'get back' at the place.

I wouldn't get fired for some dumb shit like what you did, though. I never had the luxury of losing my job. If I didn't pull in a good amount of pay, we couldn't pay rent.
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Quote by killjoy_bentley
I got fired from my first job. It was at Dunkin Donut's. They had an hour of footage of me practicing my break dancing moves in the mirror

I was really into it too, shit was embarrassing when they confronted me


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#21
My friend got fired for stealing out of the register when he was a cashier. He definitely did it; when his friends would buy stuff he'd give them a "hook up" or cut them a discount and shit, but they said in the time he worked there he stole $400 and said if he didn't pay the back, they'd call the cops. He told me later that there was no way he stole $400, and was thinking it was just more like $40 or 50, but they sort of had the high ground and were threatening to call the cops, so he can't really do anything.
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#23
I got the can from my first job because £41 went missing from my till in one day.

It gets funnier when you learn that it was my 3rd day on the job.

Even funnier when you learn that it was in Poundland

I was actually really happy to get fired, I hated it so much.
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#24
i've never been fired but i've had co-workers get fired. one was a dude and he stole money and my boss made him cry when he got fired. another was a girl who told one of her co-workers that she was going to steal a dozen chocolate cookies and feed them to her dog. i kinda wish she did take them so she could watch her dog die.
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#25
I got fired from my work experience placement in high school
That got me in some shit. I just showed up late everyday, then high after lunch break.

Never from an actual job though.
#26
My brother was "let-go" from Tim Hortons after a coworker found a poem/lyrics he wrote from from the killer's perspective during the Virginia Tech Shootings back in '07. Stupid move on his part and stupid on their's as far as I'm concerned.
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#27
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no offense TS, but you could be the worst poll creator ever.

This, but with the offense.
#28
I got fired from Burger King when I told my manager to suck my cock.

I just didn't care anymore at that point.

edit: My friend with a bad case of bipolar disorder got fired from Hardee's (Carl's Jr.) when he shouted, "I NEED A SAUSAGE BISCUIT FOR MY LORD AND SAVIOR JEUS CHRIST" after this really uppity Christian regular ordered one.
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#29
My friend got fired from the goodwill because some employer who was a bigger thief ratted him out for stealing a vinyl or two and some yugioh and pokemon cards.