#1
... and now my stomach hurts.

It was a bottle of jack daniels. I drank it all and what JD I had remaining. I'm pissed as shit and I have to do ALL christmas shopping tomorrow (6 hours).

On the plus side, I've pwned n00bs for the first time online. Stupid n00bs.

I'll make this thread have some value...

Have you opened any of your crimbo presents yet and did they make your stomach hurt?

I also think the present I opened early was my only present... So i've kind blown my beans there... I have nothing to look forward to on the 25th apart from a hangover.

Right laugh.
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#4
I opened one of my presents early. It was a knife in the gut. Now I have a stomachache.
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#6
I always get them early, days before Christmas. I got a slide and some CD's and books so its all good.
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#8
if you dont do all your christmas shopping online, you are a boner.

and id be pissed if someone gave me a bottle of jack for christmas. that shit sucks.
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#11
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This shit it amazing. Better than normal JD for me.

Although I'm more of a spiced rum guy myself.



Holy shit. I'm getting some of that shit.
#14
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OP gave the present to himself and is a raging alcoholic.


Nope, bought myself a new tele and Battlefield 3. I get other people to feed my habit.
#15
Quote by ethan_hanus
I'm surprised you're not dead from drinking that much jack in one day. Bravo for that, but you're still an idiot for drinking an entire bottle of jack in one day.

And no because I'm not a silly glutton with no life.


A bottle isn't THAT much?! Besides. We all gotta die of something?
#16
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People still say 'pwn n00bs'?


Ugh


You're just jealous cause you can't pwn n00bs
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#17
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You're just jealous cause you can't pwn n00bs


I reckon me he is a n00b. Can't keep up and has a kill death ratio of 0.15.
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You're just jealous cause you can't pwn n00bs


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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
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I reckon me he is a n00b. Can't keep up and has a kill death ratio of 0.15.

Exactly.
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Comic Sans?
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#21
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You're just jealous cause you can't pwn n00bs

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#22
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You're just jealous cause you can't pwn n00bs

Comic Saaaaaanns!


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#23
I used to open presents before christmas, but then I opened a present that made my knee hurt. I'll let you guess what it was.


Yep, that's right, it was a skateboard when I was 11. Shit scrapes knees like nothing else.

*Grabs hat and crotch, slowly moonwalks out door*
#24
Quote by PanamaJack666
A bottle isn't THAT much?! Besides. We all gotta die of something?


You must have great tolerance, then. I can do roughly half a bottle before my body starts telling me stop, or it'll fuck my life up for the next day and a half.
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Yes
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OP gave the present to himself and is a raging alcoholic.


this.
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#28
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I'm surprised you're not dead from drinking that much jack in one day. Bravo for that, but you're still an idiot for drinking an entire bottle of jack in one day.

And no because I'm not a silly glutton with no life.

Obviously, doesn't know how to party.

I've finished my fair share of bottles. And usually after I had bought to have a few drinks and "chill" with.
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#29
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#32
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I opened one of my presents early. It was a knife in the gut. Now I have a stomachache.


I used to open presents early, like you

then I took an arrow to the knee
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I used to open presents early, like you

then I took an arrow to the knee


I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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#34
I guess I'll post in this thread so you're not the only drunk making a fool of himself tonight. I'm not a man's man like you, though. I'm drunk off of wine. I bought a $10 bottle of Oregon Pinot Noir that was absolute shit, so I figured it'd be better to just get rid of it as fast as possible, since it's worthless as far as flavor is concerned. Hell, the cork was made from some synthetic plastic instead of actual cork - a dead giveaway that it wasn't going to be of good quality.

Anyway, I'm still disappointed that I haven't had time to buy my sister a christmas present yet. I was waiting for her to drive me to Target to go shopping, but we never got around to it. I suppose I'll just get her a late present.
#35
A BOTTLE? That's, like, 25 shots!

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

EDIT: Glad to see I'm not the only one that enjoys some drunk Pit-browsing Johnnie Walker Black! Yumyumyumyum
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