#1
And I'm depressed as always. You'd expect someone with a ****ing Christmas birthday wouldn't get so damn existential every year...

Anyone else get this way on their birthday?

Even big butts aren't cutting it today.

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#5
I was going to be sympathetic until I read the last line - now I just think you're an idiot
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Happy birthday TS! I got you the notion that had you not made your own birthday thread, I potentially would have made one for you, but now I can't!
#10
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It was a rough period. We're happy now

And happy Birthday TS! May all your wishes come true
#11


To answer your question, I don't get depressed on my birthday. I see it as an annual celebration of my dominance over another year.
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#13
Just tell yourself you're happy #lifehacks

also, my birthday is 4/20, so I don't really have the option of being depressed
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#16
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It was a rough period. We're happy now

And happy Birthday TS! May all your wishes come true


Good to hear

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#17
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Really dude?



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Watch that video below

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#19
Shit, don't be depressed today! Just take a nice bag of weed to your head and make everything nice and happy. Nothing really gets happier than an idiot grin stuck on your face :weed:

Oh yeah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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#20
Cheer it up friend, half the pit has the winter blues I think. There's better times ahead, mark me to that.

Time on earth is like butterscotch; you really want more, even though it will probably just make you ill.



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#24
Happy birthday. I got you the knowledge that I'm posting from my iPod whilst taking a dump
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#25


Thanks guys.
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Thanks guys.

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#28
I've got a couple of mates who's birthdays are on Christmas Day
(inb4 are they Jesus?)

My birthday's on the 22nd, you just gotta roll with things man