#1
so as a cow ages does its milk taste better? like with wine? does it taste worse? like old milk? please discuss and help
#2
I'd imagine it tastes worse because the cow's body isn't as healthy as it was.
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#3
Well, let's look at your question objectively.

How alike are milk and wine?

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#4
Most dairy cows are slaughtered before that becomes an issue.

Also, older wines aren't necessarily better. It could be corked or a shitty wine to begin with.
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#7
it's probably like womens breast milk, it tastes fine when they're old. it's just a little creepy
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I don't think milk works likes that. I've certainly never heard of a milk connoisseur.


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#10
That question is udderly disgusting.
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Before we continue, do you have any udder questions?
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#13
Its pretty much the same, cows get fatter as they age (usually) so older cows may produce slightly creamier milk but the difference is negligible really.
species, diet and general health play much bigger role in the quality.
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I don't think milk works likes that. I've certainly never heard of a milk connoisseur.



"this one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."

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#18
I love me some fermented milk.
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#20
Semi-related. Anybody milked a hedgehog?
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That's definitely a euphemism...
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#23
Do bulls have male-lactation issues, ever?
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Nah. Bull tits do, though.

I can vouch for this, raised on bull milk when I was a baby, mum helped me feed and daddy held the camera.
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