#1
I'm piss drunk
Lahey's at it again
This ship has sunk
I'm low as a f*cking anchor

I've cut all the trees
I've drank all the milk
I ate the all cookies

Now please make this fast
Snow white on the table glass
Puke is what I'll be spewin'
A shitstorm's a brewin'

I'll ruin your God damn Christmas
Even for the nihilists
Santa's next on my hitlist
A holiday in the minus
****

(I'm actually drunk right now and I just made this, merry Christmas/happy holidays to you all!)
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#3
Your grammar is not that of a truly drunk man but Merry Christmas.
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#4
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Your grammar is not that of a truly drunk man but Merry Christmas.

Grammar correction can do wonders haha Merry Christmas to you both!
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#5
I, for one, appreciate the sentiment of the poem
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