Poll: WELL?!
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Merry Christmas
91 81%
Happy Christmas
7 6%
Xmas like a heathen
14 13%
Voters: 112.
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#1
When wishing people their jolly holiday season, what do you gentles and ladettes say?

I usually say Happy Christmas like a real man.
West Ham United
#2
Needs a poll.

Happy Christmas sounds weird to me. Merry Christmas gives it a unique and homely vibe.
#3
Quote by blake1221
Needs a poll.

Happy Christmas sounds weird to me. Merry Christmas gives it a unique and homely vibe.

You posted while I was making a poll >_>. What does ye expect when posting in the same minute as the thread is made?!
West Ham United
#4
I EXPECT INSTANT GRATIFICATION

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!


But I still stand beside Merry.
#7
Who cares?

Happy Festivus.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#8
You must not say Happy Christmas, then what adjective are you left with to describe New Year?

Merry New Year?

MERRY NEW YEAR???!!!

MERRY. NEW. YEAR?

...Cunt-Blaspheme
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#9
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
Who cares?

Happy Festivus.



the same to you. *tips hat for reference*
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#10
Quote by shattamakar
You must not say Happy Christmas, then what adjective are you left with to describe New Year?

Merry New Year?

MERRY NEW YEAR???!!!

MERRY. NEW. YEAR?

...Cunt-Blaspheme

This cunts right tbh
#11
Quote by shattamakar
You must not say Happy Christmas, then what adjective are you left with to describe New Year?

Merry New Year?

MERRY NEW YEAR???!!!

MERRY. NEW. YEAR?

...Cunt-Blaspheme

What have I done?!

Forgive me my men, I thought I would have a strong army of people who say happy. It is a sad day for donkeys.
West Ham United
#12
Quote by Duffman123
This cunts right tbh


You! Where is your Thrusting Stormtrooper?

So, I am disappoint.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#13
Quote by shattamakar
You! Where is your Thrusting Stormtrooper?

So, I am disappoint.

wat u talking about bicth I never had a storm trooper always been duffman for me

I'm not Cam Sambelly ffs
#14
Quote by Duffman123
wat u talking about bicth I never had a storm trooper always been duffman for me

I'm not Cam Sambelly ffs


Oh yeah!


...would you like some Yuletide weed, duffman?
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#15
Quote by shattamakar
Oh yeah!


...would you like some Yuletide weed, duffman?

I'm pretty pissed off now tbh, you're lucky that the ham, and turkey and prezzies and FESTIVE CHEER IS GONNA CHEER ME UP
#16
Happy stolen pagan holiday.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
Quote by Duffman123
I'm pretty pissed off now tbh, you're lucky that the ham, and turkey and prezzies and FESTIVE CHEER IS GONNA CHEER ME UP




You mad?

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#19
Quote by Duffman123
Well I'm not mad now but I do have a raging boner.


Speaking of which, where the hell has MightyAl been?

Damn Christmas-moonshine is getting me all nostalgic
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#20
Quote by shattamakar
Speaking of which, where the hell has MightyAl been?

Damn Christmas-moonshine is getting me all nostalgic

Banned for being too funny
#21
Quote by Duffman123
Banned for being too funny




Tis a cunt Christmas indeed.




...you wanna handjob?
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#24
By now OP knows that "Happy Christmas" is gay.
Better late than never.
Merry Christmas, homo.
Smile when you say that.
#26
Happy Holidays

Saying Merry/Happy Christmas is a big slap to the face to all the people that are not Christian
#27
The name Xmas actually originates from the church itself. The X comes from the greek letter Chi, the first letter of the Greek version of Christ.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

Not as heathen as most people think
Last edited by LizarD0 at Dec 25, 2011,
#28
Quote by kick_push
Happy Holidays

Saying Merry/Happy Christmas is a big slap to the face to all the people that are not Christian

I'm an atheist and I couldn't care less. We have a secular version of Santa here in Slovenia, that brings gifts on New Year's Eve and leaves them under the New Year tree, so it's all good;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ded_Moroz


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Dec 25, 2011,
#29
Quote by kick_push
Happy Holidays



ಠ_ಠ





Christmas is a roman festival anyway. The "Christ" part just refers to the act of spiritual cleansing with oils/perfumes etc. Nothing to do with Christian religion
#31
Happy Christmas.

Merry birthday.

Swag new year.
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#32
I always say "have a nice Christmas". I rarely say 'happy' or 'merry'. Well, maybe 'happy'.
#33
Happy holidays so I don't offend anyone.
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#34
super saturnalia
ಠ_ಠ
<|>
/ω\



Tell me what nation on this earth, was not born of tragedy-Primordial
#35
Quote by Burgery
Swag new year.

Well I'm totally saying this on Sunday night.
#36
I've been saying "happy holidays" at work to remain politically correct.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#38
A Jolly Hanukkah, Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year !
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#39
No clue why, as I'm American and I used to say Merry Christmas, but one day it just felt more natural and comfortable for me to say "Happy Christmas."
#40
Quote by JamSessionFreak
I'm an atheist and I couldn't care less. We have a secular version of Santa here in Slovenia, that brings gifts on New Year's Eve and leaves them under the New Year tree, so it's all good;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ded_Moroz


this, except for the Slovenia bit.
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